okay so, i like, no, i love one direction. my favorite one is the one with curly hair, is dating the girl from little mix, is obsessed with carrots, um, i think he's irish, and he's really good at art. i belive his name was paul.
anyways, though, i heard that lewis was the one with the 11 inch dick and i literally choked on my tongue. 11 inches?"?:??? is that even possible???. like, its almost a whole ruler! i bet by next year, time, it'll be a ruler. omg, what if in 30 years, his dick will be a yard stick. wow, that would be amazing. he'd proabably go into the guines book of one direction world records.
and what about those carrot directioners; or at least they think they're directioners but they're not. like, they're always spelling loui's name and niall's name wrong. or them directionators. gosh i hate them!!!!!! omg. anyways. i love one direction and i'm a real directioner. bye, have a 1derful lyfe
'rose out
