a/n: SEPTIPLIER SMUT!!!!!!!PULSATING MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPTIPLIER BUM SEX!!!!!!!! now i have your attention you need to read this its important and i'm gonna do an update right after this but i have so much to explain so i will explain it in a whole thing on its own so lets get started.
1.i couldn't write that top bit without laughing i am slightly in a weird mood because i have gone all the way from London (where i live) to Birstall to meet my dad well to go talk about wedding arrangements. i liked it because i just made fun of my dads girlfriend/to be wife and i just laughed at there house and stuff. yes i am that horrible but i find fun out of being an asshole and lying. i know i seem mean but i only do it to people i despise but i again have to admit it was fun i am going to be honest. then i had to drive all the way back. so thats six hours there and back. it was fucking horrible but this means car ride and it was fun? the way back was more interesting because i went flat out crazy and just lost it and blasted load of music on sound cloud like this is gospel or where has the party gone because at this point me and my mum had, had enough so we lost it and my sister was just sleeping in the back because shes the deepest sleeper. so while writing this i am just saying i am not all here and not feeling good. i may have drank a full cup of wine because i thought it was lemonade so i am a bit shaky and weird because at home my mum uses wine glasses and i drink out of mugs. i drink coke out of mugs deal with it and i am not joking i go through two mugs a day. at my dads house we had to use plastic cups because he is the cheapest man ever. he is the human version of MR.Krabs from sponge bob. he's cheap and the boss of the Morrisons buying department. he's an asshole. so my dad poured me some lemonade and it was right next to my mums wine and i thought it was lemonade i chugged the whole cup straight away because i had, had nothing to drink because i drank everything i had when we had left the last stop we said we would go to so i chugged the full cup of wine and then when i tasted it i was like "Auwgh shet. that was wine" i panicked and ran back and got my real drink but the taste of wine was in mouth and wine is good shit so i just let the taste stay and acted slightly wobbly and weird and i may have done the same thing and 'took the wrong cup again' which was an excuse as it was good and i wanted some but we don't talk about that. let me add i am fourteen so too young but it was my mistake. *cough* the first time *cough* so yeah i will be a bit weird but excuse that.
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2.so because the Disney chapter will take so long to write because its probably gonna be really long (thats what she said) and i am writing another chapter for my book 'short adventure stories-JSE' and it takes longer than any other chapter does as there full stories in one chapter and i dedicate half of my time to write those chapters so i am working on that and this book and the Disney chapter is gonna need my full attention and it's gonna be long well i'm guessing and hoping in a way. so i am writing a little chapter now called the 'rode trip' its called this because it gonna be them driving to Disney land and i found out that L.A. and Orlando are basically opposite each other and you would have to take a flight but because i want to write a road trip thing. i am gonna pretend its easier to drive there even thought its not because there so far away but i would rather talk about a funny road trip than not write a chapter for about a week or so because my laptop has broken and my only way to use wattpad is from my phone and i hate typing with ,y phone as the screen is way too small. so the next chapter will be about the road trip to Disney early in the morning because it takes three hours to get there so they had to go early in the morning.
3.the next chapter will have loads of random songs in it and i will put the videos they listen to when they sing them so just go with it.
4. school for me starts in about nine days so updates will be slow and i'm getting ready for school and getting uniform and shit because in England you have to wear uniform at school not your own clothes and it looks horrible. i look like the fat controller from Thomas the tank engine (don't ask me why i know him) i look terrible. i am not aloud blue hair but they have just given up on me i am not joking i was such a good student when it came to behavior so they let me off and they didn't want to give me an isolation or detention so they just let me off and gave up and this was thanks to my Irish math teacher. he's fucking gold and he's pure Irish he has one of those Irish accents that you can never know what there really saying but i can always tell what hes saying and no joke i went off and learned some Irish slang and we had a conversation in English but with Irish slang and everyone in the class was like "what the shit are they saying" but it was fun so him and the drama teacher stood up for me and said it wouldn't hurt if i kept it. i also told them people called me blonde all the time because i droped my pencil.
so thats it well i had more to say but i have no willpower to try and remember so see you in the next chapter.
