Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios

When you meet :3

The Gay Italian (N. Italy)

You were a new, and growing country, called (c/n). And, lucky for you, you were attending a World Meeting. You walked in, a bit late, and instantly greeted by snoring and meowing, PASTAAA~, "I'm the hero!" and some other shit. What caught your attention most was a girly guy talking to a blonde, scary guy. Well, you had no allies, so you might as well speak with them. You walk up to the duo, and introduce yourself. "Hello, I'm (y/n), the representation of (c/n)." you say, a bit shaky. I mean, yeah your country is beautiful, but not the best military in the world... "Vee~ Hi, bella, I'm-a Italy!" "And I'm Germany....." they say. Then, perfectly timed, your stomach starts growling. "You're-a hungry! I'll-a go make-a PASTAA!"

Tsundere Italian (S. Italy)

As the new country of (c/n), you need to make friends. Fast, because England wanted your vital regions. (Ohonhohon) You walk into the World Meeting, and bump into someone. Oops. "What the fuck-a?! Are you an idota?!" he yelled at you, damn, he was moody. "Um, excuse me, sir, you're literally just standing in a fucking doorway. What'd you expect? You're clearly the fucking 'idota' " you snap back. (Kitty got claws. Oh shit. I broke the 4th wall again) "What did you-a say, bitch?!?" he yelled back... "Shut up. I don't have time for dick chompers like you" you said back, clearly annoyed. You really don't know how to feel about this asshat.

Burger Street (America)

You're a new country, how nice, and the Meeting of the World was held in America. But, you being the slacker you are, skip thr meeting and go sight seeing. You see an interesting, brightly coloured place, it seemed to be called 'Mc. Donald's'. Looked cool enough. You don't have one in (c/n). You stay there for hours, it was cool. Then, an obnoxious guy waltz in like he owns the place. "Yo. Imma take... Two bigmacs, six large fries, twenty piece nugget, baconator (Shut up, I know that's Wendy's) annnnd... Four Mc. Flurries. Damn, he'll die of diabetes. Then, you and him both notice something dreadful, it was all filled. No open seats. Shit. After he gets his food, he heads over too your table. "Dudette, can I sit here. There's no other open seats ;-;" he politely asks. "UGGGGHHHHHHHH! Sure dude." you respond. After that, you two exchange numbers, and leave.

Canadia (we all know...)

There was a big champion ship game of hockey, it was Canada vs. (c/n). The game was held in Canada, so you went. You were a hard country to beat in anything really. It really surprised you when Canada won, 3-4. Damn. You decided to find the really boss player, Matthew Williams. You sneak into the boys locker room, only too see a bunch of hot naked Canadians. Great. You just run outta there as fast as you can, only to trip over a polar bear. "DAAAWW, YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS!" you say (more like fangirl) to it. "Who're you?" it asks. Then, a Candian cutie patootie comes over, and picks up the polar bear. "Oh. You must be Matthew Williams! You played so good today! It's not often someone beats me-(c/n)... Hehe..." you say awkwardly, trying to NOT sound creepy. "Yeah, I am, eh." "cool bruh."

Iggybrows (England)

Ah yes, you may be a country, but you run a tea shop. You just opened up little shop in England. You put on your 'Open' sign,and waited until someone came in. He was pretty cute, blonde hair, green eyes, but, he had a lot of eyebrows? Okay then... He ordered some Earl Grey Tea. He was alone, and the only customer, so, you decided to talk to him. "Uh, hi sir, I see you're alone. Maybe we could talk?" you say awkwardly. "Uh... Sure." he says in his sexy ass accent. You talk, exchange numbers, and he leaves, when a guy with pinkish hair comes in, trying to force feed you cupcakes, and you go on with your day.

VODKAAA! (Russia ^J^)

There was a World Meeting held in your country. You decide to prepare some things you kbow you'll need, like pasta for the gay Italian, pizza too, some pink ribbons for the queen, Poland, and soem other things. Everyone comes in, as Germany somehow takes over the meeting. But, as you look at everyone, you notice a kawaii little cinnamon roll was looking at you. It was Russia. Oh shit. You forgot vodka. "Kolkolkolkolkolkol~" was all anyone could hear. Out of fear, you run to the store, grab vodka and get back to the meeting. You give it to Russia, who pulls out a flask, already filled with vodka. -_-.