PASTAA! (N. Italy)
Pasta-faced baka: HEY (y/n)!!!!!
You:... Hi....
Pata-faced baka: DO YOU LIKE PASTA?!?!
You: Yeah. Now go away.
Pasta-faced idiot: NO! CAN I COME OVER? DOITSU IS CHASING ME!
You:... Fine...
Pasta-faced idiot: THANK YOU :D
TOMATO, MATO TOMATO, TOMATO MATO (S. Fuckin Italy)
Fuck face: POTATO BASTARDO!!
You:....... Wut ;^;......
Fuck face: Wrong person! Idiota! Bitch!
You: dafuq you so tsundere?!?!
Fuck face: WHAT?!? NO!! I DON'T LIKE YOU, BAKA!
You: suuuure.
The Hero! (America)
Burgerler: Sup Dudette.
You: hai :3
Burgerler: so...
You: I'm cooking burgers! :D
Burgerler:... The hero will save you from the grill!!! You'll reward me with burgers!!!!!!
You: Fuck. Off. They're mine.
Burgerler: fine ;^;
You:... Uhh.... Fine... You can have some...
Burgerler: YAY!
Teaaaaaaa (England)
Iggy: Hello. Where did you hide my cooking supplies?
You: Can't tell you. I can't afford to help you repair you're house whenever it burns down -_-.
Iggy: your*
You:... Fuck off......
Iggy: Well, I'll get new ones.
You: No! I'll cook for you!
Iggy:... Alright...
Become one, da? (Russia)
Russia: Hi. Get me vodka, da?
You: Naww
Russia: Then I declare war, da?
You: NO! NO! NOOO! I'LL GO GET IT, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
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Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios
FanfictionBecause I'm original af. includes: N. Italy, S. Italy, America, Canada, England -_-, and Russia. Requests are always open :3
