Me an meh niggz waz cruysin 'roun town an weze listend to sum of de bestd beatz eva. Wen weze got toled of bi de police for drinq drithing weze puld out ouir gunz. Wen weze did dis dey puld out dere's den it waz a big feigt. Dem gunz waz blazin' an sum of me crew werze deaded. I waz toto devo but wat me gona do?
It waz to dayz afters sum of meh beszt boiz deaded. Dem coppaz didnt no wat hit dem, weze got ouir shotys an blew der brianz out. Weze drov bak to da crib to get sum sleep. Wen weze got der weze fel asslep reely fazt. Wen weze wok up me saw a reely reely big potato an it had a msg on itz dat sad 'here iz a potato. I fink u will lik it.' I herd a tick noize come out of it so I rund away.
It blew upd.Me sad 'who de hell trid ta kill meh? so me folled de pacage man until he cam to a door. He sad 'itz don' den I shot him an de uder man. I went intoo de house an kild al de peepl. Me went hom afterz dat to fink who de peeple waz. I remeberd a tal doode whoz fac waz scarrd.
I trakd down de bru wid de scarrs den I kusctiond him. I sad 'yo who r u? and he sad 'me am baxter, me stret nam is Wheel. I sad 'why u put bom at me plac wheel? an den he sad 'coz me boss tolld me to but me kild him anywy.'
Me sad 'why u kil him? an he sad 'coz de pixys an unicrons tolld me to' I new he waz cra-cra so I puttd a bulit to hiz brian. wel, loks lik dis de end me ges. me waz gona go bak to da crib wen me sawz a giant dinosur in de road an he lookd at meh wid his big shairp teef.
To b continyuud.
Biatch.
