His Cat (Discontinued)

Catch Jack

Jack the Ripper was on the scene, and my master was to get rid of the troublesome murderer. I came with my master and Sebastian to London to put an end to the vicious killer.

To both our dismay and surprise we found some intruders in my master's vacation home.

"Madam Red! Lou, what are you doing in my home??"

"Oh Ciel, we were wondering when you'd come here!" Madam red drops a book.

"That doesn't really answer the question..." I sigh looking at Sebastian.

"It would seem that privacy is no longer held sacred..." Ciel mutters under his breath.

Sebastian and I prepare tea and pastries for the uninvited guests in the master's dining hall.

"So the queen sent her trusty guard dog to sniff out Jack the Ripper?" Lau looks at master Ciel condescendingly.

"It's my duty to the queen to handle all matter that disturb her."

"Are you ready little dog for the gruesome crimes against these prostitutes? The crime scene certainly isn't a place for children~"

"Oh really? Then why are you here Lau?"

"I'm an adult last I checked."

"And last I checked you still act like a child." Ciel smirks.

I roll my eyes, you're both being petty little children.

"Sebastian, take us to the crime scene. I must put an end to this case quickly."

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The Scotland Yard was naturally questioning why a child should see the crime scene. Ciel gave up reasoning with the officer and decided to pay a certain friend a visit.

"An undertaker??" I ask staring at the dingy building.

"Yes, if anyone should know what's happening with the bodies it should be him." Ciel answered staring at the building.

We walked in to find it oddly vacant...

"Any reason why this shop is empty?" I ask picking up books.

"None, he should be here during this time of day." Sebastian sighs looking around the dirty shop.

"Has the young master come to get his casket?" A man slowly creeps out of a funeral casket.

I hiss as my hair stands up. Sebastian chuckles at my reaction.

"This man is the Undertaker. He gives the master information, for a price." Sebastian told me.

"What price?" I asked.

"Oh!! The best price of all!! The price of laughter. Tell me a joke young master." The insane man pestered master Ciel.

Lou and Madam Red told some rather...unusual jokes. None of which made the Undertaker crack a smile.

Sebastian steps up, "Armelle take everyone outside, this joke must not be heard by anyone."

Confused by the odd request I take everyone outside. We waited outside, all was silent till we heard this outrageously loud laughter that came from the Undertaker shop.

We came back inside to be greeted by Sebastian, the Undertaker, and his wife Matilda. Matilda had curly brown hair pinned in a bun. She had bright, almost glowing green eyes. I was definitely taken aback by her mysterious beauty.

"So Mr. Undertaker, now will you tell us about the women." Ciel said looking impatient.

"Yes, yes. Now Milord, the women who came into this shop were all oddly peculiar. They all appeared to be missing certain parts. Parts that someone with very keen practice can remove. For they removed their little lady parts."

"Thank you for sharing that with us."

"Will the little guard dog play fetch? Go catch yourself Jack."

"I do what the Queen asks of me. It's that simple. Let's go Sebastian we have a Jack to catch."

And with that we left the insane Undertaker's house and we began our hunt for Jack the Ripper.