Tsukishima: Okay who left THEIR DILDO ON THE FUCKING BENCH
Hinata: What's a dildo
Kuroo: 0-100 rl quick
Tsukishima: Fuck you
Tanaka: maybe you should use it Tsuki
Yamaguchi: You fuckin hoe Tanaka
Sugamama: YAMAGUCHI!!!
Dadchi: wtf
Kenma: I hate you all
Kagayama wait so what is a dildo?
Alien: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Iwa-chan: I thought you said you wouldn't do it SHITTYKAWA!!!
Iwa-chan: also WHO THE FUCK MADE MY NAME IWA-CHAN OIKAWA IM GOING TO KILL YOU
Hinata: GUYS WHAT IS A DILDO
Iwa-chan: Oikawa I'm coming to your house right now and you are going to change my name back
Le(g): Um Hinata and Kageyama I'm in the same boat as you guys
Kuroo: Fuckin first years
Kagayama: ok I googled it.
Hinata: what is it????
Sugamama: Kageyama no
Kagayama: I dunno nothing came up
Dadchi: phew
Tsukishima: his safe search is probably on.
RollingTHUNDERRR: Kageyama turn your safe search off
SugaMama: Don't
SugaMama: Kageyama if you turn your safe search off I swear
Dadchi: Kageyama if you turn your safe search off I will make practice hell for you
Alien: lol Kageyama has kidlock on ofc
Tanaka: how did Oikawa even get into our ducking gym?
RollingTHUNDERRR: ducking
Tanaka: AUTOCORRECT
SugaMama: Ducking
Dadchi: ducking
Hinata:Ducking
Kagayama: Ducking
Alien: I will never ducking tell
Yamaguchi: Why are we talking about ducks?
Tsukishima: scroll up
Yamaguchi: oh k
Assahi: Nishi can you get me some soup pls
Tsukishima: WHAT THE DUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH THE DUCKING DILDO
rollingTHUNDERRR: sure but why?
Assahi: sick
SugaMama: Asahi why are you always sick? You should probably go to the doctor about that!
Dadchi: to: RollingTHUNDERRR, Assahi, SugaMama, Yamaguchi, Hinata, Tanaka, Kagayama, Tsukishima: Mail it to Oikawa, here's his address ***********
RollingTHUNDERRR: k I'm doing it
Alien: doing what?
RollingTHUNDERRR: umm
RollingTHUNDERRR: bringing Assahi soup
Assahi: plsead stop calling me Assahi
Tanaka: plsead
Assahi: I've got Big things
Assahi: thumbs
Alien: I'm sure he does have big... Things
Bokuto: DO YOU GUYS LIKE TWENTY ONE PILOTS???????
Akaashi: pls don't answer him
Hinata: WE DON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S ON TV
Bokuto: BECAUSE IT'S WHAT WE WANT TO SEE
Yamaguchi: AND WHAT WE WANT, WE KNOW WE CAN'T BELIEVE
Kagayama: WE HAVE ALL LEARNED, TO KILL, OUR DREAMS
Tanaka: What's with the condoms
Tanaka: commas
Tsukishima: Wow he knows what commas are!
Yamaguchi: Nice one Tsukki
Tanaka: Tsuki your parents didn't know what condoms were tho
Hinata: o:
Dadchi: wow
Yamaguchi: Duck off bitch
Tanaka: OMG ONE TYPO SHUT UP ABOUT IT
Yamaguchi: Ducking no
SugaMama: omg guys go to sleep
Yamaguchi: DONT WANNA KNOW, WHO I, WOULD BE
Yamaguchi: WHEN I WAKE UP, FROM A DREAMERS SLEEP
Dadchi: m done bye
Kageyama: btw I turned my safe search off and I still don't understand it just looks like a stick????
SugaMama: GO TO SLEEP
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu group chat or whatever
FanfictionHinata: Kageyama give me a kiss! Kageyama: hinata no these guys are brutal Kageyama: they will literally never let us live it down Oikawa: I can confirm we are savage and will never let this go Hinata: say you love me RollingTHUNDERR: woah Kageyama...
