Yachi: Shimizu
ShimizuKikoko: Yeah?
Yachi: we should change your name
ShimizuKiyoko: To what sweetie?
Yachi has changed Kiyoko's name to Shitzu
TanakaRyu: oh my god
RollingTHUNDERRR: lol
KagAyama: Fuck
KagAyama: guys I'm so horny
KagAyama: Hinata I want you to fuck me so bad
YamaYama: what
SugaMama: WhAT?!?!
#mymomfoundmydildo: oh my god
Owl.Boi: well I guess we know who tops now
KagAyama: oh my god
Hina: KAGEYAMA
Tsukki: KAGEYAMA
KagAyama: THAT WAS SENT TO THE WRONG CHAT
KuBro: oya oya oya
Owl.Boi: oya oya oya
Akaashi: stop
ApplePiKenma: please do
KagAyama: fuck
Hina: Fuckity fuckfuck
Tsukki: holy fucking shit
Hina: We've been exposed
SugaMama: FIRST YEARS WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
TanakaSaeko: so does Hinata top them both orrrr....
TanakaRyu: SAEKO
TanakaSaeko: shut up Ryuu you can't say you weren't curious
#mymomfoundmydildo has added Memesunn to the chat
#mymomfoundmydildo added MemerMakki to the chat
MadDogChan: ew
Iwa-Chan: respect your upperclassmen
MadDogChan: ugh fine sorry
YahabaPuff: O: how do you get him to listen
#mymomfoundmydildo: He's the only one who beat him in arm wrestling.
Owl.Boi: BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND
Akaashi: Shouyou totally doms both of them.
ApplePiKenma: true.
Kubro: WHAT
Owl.Boi: Our innocent little bfs aren't so innocent AHHHH
Akaashi: I'm literally only like two inches shorter than you
Akaashi: Also we read a lot of fanfiction okay
ApplePiKenma: yea
YamaYama: okay so i'm at Tsukki's house
YamaYama: he's blushing so hard i think he's going to d i e
Hina: so is Kageyama lol
KagAyama: please kill me
#MyMomFoundMyDildo: if we kill you then who will Sho-Kun fuck?
KuBro: damn
Akaashi: by the looks of it Tsukishima
KuBro: DAMN
SugaMama: I hate my life.
Akaashi: Relatable. But I'm finding it pretty enjoyable right now.
Akaashi: Your first years are very amusing Sugawara-san.
SugaMama: You come into MY house...
MemerMakki: HAHAAHAHAHAHHA
MemeSunn: omg Makki fill me in
MemerMakki: scroll up babe
YahabaPuff: Gay.
MemeSunn: Says the one who told us yesterday that he wanted to cover Kyoutani's entire neck in hickies.
MadDogChan: Shut the FUCK UP
MemerMakki: LMAOOOOO
YamaYama: Guys Tsukki is legit switching between staring at his phone and banging his head against the wall.
TenderSalami: Wassup bitcheezzzzz
Hina: What wonderful timing
MemerMakki: Wow sunny-D can be sarcastic
MemeSunn: More like sunny-dick
MemerMakki has changed Hina's name to Sunny-Dick
Sunny-Dick: welp
TenderSalami: omg I scrolled up
Yacchan: Hi!
Dadchi: Hello Yachi
SugaMama: Whoa Daddy's here?!?!
#mymomfoundmydildo: Omg
#mymomfoundmydildo: So many revelations
Iwa-chan: Are you really surprised?
MemeSunn: damn Iwa-chan
Iwa-chan: Mastukawa if you ever call me that again I will dump hot sauce in your cereal when you're not looking
MemerMakki: He will
MemeSunn: Iwa- channnnnn
Iwa-chan: Prepare your mouth, it's going to die at some point this week
#Mymomfoundmydildo: That makes it sound like he's going to give you a really intense blowjob
Iwa-chan has left the conversation
memerMakki: I like that SugaMama never denied it
SugaMama has left the conversation
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FanfictionHinata: Kageyama give me a kiss! Kageyama: hinata no these guys are brutal Kageyama: they will literally never let us live it down Oikawa: I can confirm we are savage and will never let this go Hinata: say you love me RollingTHUNDERR: woah Kageyama...
