Random Hunger Games

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Mom: Why did you throw away a perfectly good box of blueberries?
Me: Those are nightlock, Peeta- I mean mom!
Mom: if you keep being weird like that I'm gonna have to take away your Hunger Games books.
Me: I just can't afford to think like that!
Mom: Seriously. I'll burn the stuff.
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING. AND IF THEY BURN, YOU BURN WITH US

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