The Gay Shippers Guide to Life~ (Aphmau Edition)

6.)

If you have a Homophobic friend
(Like I do)

Talk non-stop about all of da gay ships to annoy him/her

And if they say something like:

"Please stop, your boy X boy ship makes me uncomfortable"

And they constantly talk about their ships

Then just say

"Well, your boy X girl ship makes me uncomfortable"