"O-Oh god." You sputter, eyes wide as you stare at the two blonds. They seemed to be having a......... standoff? Over..... you?
Now you were confused. They were yelling at each, throwing a few curses in, and your name was mixed with the words 'mine' and 'back off' which really confused you.
"He'd be way more attracted to me! I'm hot, and you're not!"
"Why would looks be more alluring? I think a great personality, and baby face is good enough!"
They bickered for a few more minutes before you slowly walked forward, pressing a hand on each of their chests before pushing them apart as you moved to stand between them.
"Could you two not fight? It won't solve anything if you're yelling and cursing at each other, over me..." You whispered the last part to yourself, luckily unheard by the blonds. They looked at you for a moment, then at each other. An imaginary spark zapped between them, and they narrowed their eyes at one another.
"Uh, guys?"
"Oh, don't worry, (Name). Everything is fine!" You looked towards the more adorable(?) looking Spark. He gave you a bubbly grin and you returned it with a smile.
"Hmpf. I still think he's better off with me...." You turned your head to the sound of the more sexy(???) looking Spark, who flashed you a charming smirk. You shook your head, and lowered your hands.
"I honestly don't know how this happened, we should probably pay the Professor a visit." You pipe, giving the two males a small grin. They stared at you for a second before narrowing in on either side of you.
"Guys, please."
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"Well, this is...... peculiar. Spark has seemed to split in two..."
"Yes, I've noticed that Professor, but do you have any idea how?"
"Well, no to be honest. I've never seen Pokémon split in two or humans. It's all new to me." The black eyed male spoke, scratching his chin slightly.
"I'll talk to Blanche about it, see if we can find anything, but in the meanwhile, please watch them?" The aged man asked, looking you dead in the eye. You gulped and nodded, smiling nervously.
"Yes, Professor." You reply, turning on your heel sharply before striding out of the room. You walked through a hallway, through a room, before you found both Sparks sitting in the waiting room with Candela looking at the both of them in annoyance. You stopped and hid, poking your head around the corner.
"I don't care if you split in two, you ate my hotpockets and I'm quite steamed about that." Candela spoke, eyes narrowing as her hands were placed firmly on her hips.
"Candela! We didn't do it!"
"Why would we eat your food?"
"Because you're Spark, that's why!" She lifted a hand and pointed with her index and middle finger at the two, her thumb holding her ring and pinky finger against her palm. The more handsome(????) Spark huffed, crossed his arms and slouched back in his chair.
"We didn't eat it, we swear." He spoke, looking up at the annoyed brunette. She crossed her arms and glared.
"Then who did?"
"B-Blanche did!" The more baby faced(?????) Spark sputtered, waving his hand nervously. Candela looked towards him, eyes narrowing until they were nothing but slits.
"Oh, really? They did?" Candela questioned, making you stiffen. You quickly stepped up, nervously, and walked towards Candela.
"Miss?" Candela whipped around to face you, eyes softening at the sight of you.
"Yes?" She responds, turning to swiftly glare at the two blonds before facing you again.
"I, uhm, don't think Blanche did it." You reply, fiddling with your gloves nervously.
"Really? Who do you think did?" Candela questions, turning to face you fully. You gulped and lifted your hand, pointing towards the slouching, sexy/handsome, Spark. His eyes widened and Candela whipped around to face him.
"Well, did you?" She questions, tone so sharp it sliced through the air like a knife.
"No! I d-didn't!"
"You little-!"
"Candela, no!" The cute/adorable Spark cries, grabbing her before she could strangle his other half. You quickly stepped in to help, standing in front of the handsome Spark, arms spread.
"Don't kill him for it!"
You wonder when the two will fuse back together, and hoped it to be soon.
((Shit, fuck. I panicked.))
