Special - Ishimaru's Birthday

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Kuro: Well, Dark's not here, so I'll take over for now...

Hajime: Why?

Kuro: Remember the last dare?

Hajime: Oh.

Kuro: Anyway...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISHIMARU!!!

Ishimaru: Thank you.

Mondo: Would be nice if Makoto is here...

Kuro: The last thing we need is more people dying from the force-feeding.

Leo: We already lost Monokuma. *points at Monokuma's g....I mean remains*

Monokuma: *pile of dust*

Gundam: How is this possible? I thought robots don't eat?

Kuro: THEY DO IN THIS BOOK!

DR Crew: Wait. We're in a book?

Kuro: F**k.

*fourth wall breaks*

Fandom: The walls are down! Let's get in!

Kuro: NO FANDOM IS GETTING IN ON MY WATCH!!! *summons Thanatos*

Thanatos: *roars* (Translation: FOOD!!!)

Fandom: *leaves*

Leo: Man, they're afraid of Thanatos...

DR Crew: WHO WOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF A PERSON WITH A SKULL ON HIS HEAD?!!

Leo: Not me.

Kuro: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE HELPING ME FIX THE DAM FOURTH WALL!!!

Leo: *snickers* Dam...

Kuro: SHUT UP LEO!!! I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR GODDAM SH*T.

Hajime: Ask or Dare us...

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