The Bes

Falling 1

Andro,

I really dont know where to go but i think i should bring her to my parents tomb, fuck i cant believe she's really my girlfriend now! 2 months ago im must dreaming about her, i invested in their company, i almost give them all para lang makilala ako ni grace! And now kami na! Shit! I really like her.

Grace is mine and i wont ever let her go, and now fuck were dating! I know simpleng bagay lang toh, sa lahat ng babaeng dinate at kinama ko, iba si grace she's one of a kind. I admit, im the reason why grace and lucas broke up, its lucas fault pinagpalit nya si grace kay diana, diana is such a slut.

"Hubby saan tayo pupunta? Siguraduhin mong pwede ako dyan you know naman under age pako hahahahha super under age" yeah i know wife, 5 year age gap tch. "Wait, this is the way to sy cementery right? Are we going to visit your parents?" Tch she's a smart brat, this is not a mistake at all i made the right choice.

"Yeah, para legal na tayo sunod pupunta tayo sa parents mo, mamayang gabi pa naman flight nila right?" Tumango- tango nalang sya.shes weird, thats why i like her. "Hoy ikaw Andro wala kabang sweet hormones at hindi mo manlang ako lambingin?" Sweet hormones? Tch i do have. "Were in cementery do you like me to cuddle with you infront of dead people's tomb!?" Hindi ko lubusang maisip may isip ba tong is Grace! kala ko matalinp sayang ung sinabi kong' smart brat.

Grace,

"Were in cementery do you like me to cuddle with you infront of dead people's tomb!?" Magkaharap lang kami pero lubos makasigaw tong si Andro! Kala mo naman nasa kabilanh bundok ako!"ok dami mong alam bwiset hindi naman gwapo" nakita ko na nag igting ang kanyang mga panga, oo 'mga' kasi halimaw sya madaming panga, tch babaw magalit.

"Were here" in memory of Seve Ilarde and Alli Ilarde 19**-20** R.I.P

"Mom,dad, meet my Nosy Girlfriend, i know she's beautiful but she's so slow. I think she doesnt have a piece of brain" di ko napigilan at nabatukan ko sya, kinailangan ko pa mag tip toe, dahil grabe nag tangkad ng lalaking toh, imagine hanggang balikat lang ako.

"What the f---" tinakpan ko ang bibig nya, ingay. "Sorry po tito and tita, napaka ingay at napaka sunget ng anak nyo. Tch kung nandito lang kayo edi sana nasermonanan nyo na sya pero kahit  ganyan yang anak nyo alam kong mabait sya deep inside di katulad ng isa nyong anak." Yes, im refering to lucas. Im better than diana!

"Dont think about lucas tch, now mom and dad alam nyo na, were legal sa inyo up next to my wife's parents!"omg, the funny side of Hubby. Hindi ko alam na masayahin pala sya.kahit ako natawa."sige po tito, tita. See you again po!"and andro held my hand again. Parang kanina ayaw nya akong hawakan eh.

"Kanina pa masama tingin mo sakin, whats the matter wife?"tsk feel na feel? Naasar ako asar na asar sau. "Wala maganda ako" smirk sya ng smirk, mapunit sana labi nya buset."i know wife"tch, kikiligin ba ako or what? Dapat ba ako matakot na ewan?

"Tch, gutom nako Andro, di ako nakakain ng maayos kanina dahil sa takot ko na baka atakihin ako ng fans nyo" Gusto ko ng pizza na walang crust, ay de jk. Pizza pala na maraming cheese. "Later,wife. Pag-katapos natin sa parents mo. We will do what ever you wanna do" talaga? Shopping!

"K"

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"Princess, bakit ang aga mo dumating? Oh wait. Andro? Oh hi, what are you doing here. Is this about the business?" Pati ba naman si mommy nahawaan na ng business addiction ni daddy? "Oh hi princess aga mo ah. Hi andro." And nakipag shake hands si dad kay andro. Close sila? dapat last name basis sa mga business partners diba?

"No, this is about your daughter"woyyyy kinakabahan ako, seryoso. Namamawis kilikili ko ahahha de jk kasi kanina lang naman kami nakapagusap ng maayos"What about princess?" Umalis si mom lara kumuha ng meryenda sa kitchen. Wala kasi maid namin ngayon, mamaya pa sila pupunta, kaya si mom muna nandito habang hindi pa nila flight.

"Ummmm, dad, Andro. Samahan ko lang si mom sa kitchen byee!" Hahhaha, daig ko pa ang pagong kung kumaripas ng takbo para lang makatakas sakanila. "Mom, ill help you" she's cooking pasta, my favourite. Pesto pasta.

"Princess, are you and Andro in a relationship?" Lagot. Pati. banaman si mom? Hotseat. "Mommy pleaseee wag ka na magalit! Di naman ako sasaktan ni Andro eh. Mommy please wag ka magagalit!"linabing lambing ko si mom at yinakap yakap. umalis ako ng single pag uwi taken na lol

"Don't worry princess, i love you that much para pagalitan ka, hahayaan ko na ang daddy mo dun, hahahah jk.  Dalaga na ang baby ko."awww... My mom is too sweet.

"Thank you mommy! Love you!" She smiled and hug me back. I must say im lucky to have her.

"Oh princess! Kumukulo na ung pasta! Watch out aapaw ung water mahuhulog sa feet mo baby!" I tried to step backward para hindi matapon sa paa ko ung boiling water, at nakaiwas nga ako pero nadulas naman ako at natumba ako. "AWWWWWWWW OUCH!"

"OMY BABY!" Triny akong alalayan ni mommy pero masakit talaga.

Andro,

"AWWWWWWWW OUCH!" Whats that? I think thats Wife. Nagkatitigan kami ni dad, yes. Nag kasundo na kmai and he wants me to call him dad, and mom. I must say grace is lucky to have her parents".OMY BABY" napatakbo nalang kami ni dad sa kitchen at nakita si Grace na namimilipit sa sakit!

"Fuck! What happend wife?"  Dahil sa pagaalala ko nasigawan ko na sya. Napansin ni dad na umaapaw na ung water na nag boboil kaya pinatay na nya ung induction cooker. Wtf just happend? "Andro, please bring her to the couch"utos ni mom, at sinunod ko naman.

Binuhat ko sya ng bridal style, hindi umiyak si grace pero i can see the pain in her eyes. Bakit ba kasi ang clumsy ng asawa ko eh, i mean girlfriend. Dahan, dahan ko syang binaba sa couch at minasahe ko ang paa nya at abala parin si mom and dad na kumuha ng ice at tumawag ng family doctor nila, "wife, why so clumsy, still hurts?" Dahan dahan syang umiling, tsk liar.

Grace,

I totally ruined my date with Andro, because of this burn. Kaya andito kami sa movie room sa bahay ko, nanonood kami ng movie malamang, at etong si andro, grabe makakapit. Kala mo linta hahahahaha, lamdi neto ah.infairness kabago-bago namin mukha namang seryoso ang loko,

"Hey, im hungry again hubby"oo seryoso un, gutom pako. "Gutom ka pa? Di halata, ang payat mo wife parang lagi kang ginugutom! Ill order some pizza" woyy, mabilis lang metabolism ko noh kaya sexy ako! Pizzaaaaa"make it fast im hungry"ugh, im craving for something tho,

"Yeah for my wife"

pagkalabas ni andro pumasok si daddy at umupo sa tabi ko. "princess anak ko, eventhough may andro ka na don't forget me and mom ok? and your studies! maintain being the top baby im not pressuring you but you know your responsibilities i love you princess" dad kissed my temple and smiled at me "yes dad i know i love you too dad!"