Save me Puddin'!!! -DISCONTINUED-

Chapter sixteen: invitations.

[ Harley's POV ]

"Hmmmmm, who should we invite?" I'm sitting on a chair and ask Joker as he comes into the room...
"Anyone you want..." He says and sits down on the sofa. "Y'know, that doesn't really help...."
I giggle and look into my phone contacts. I want Ann to come, and.... Oh! She is nice! Maybe I'll invite katana..?
She seemed really nice!! I'll just call her! K- "Hello?" I hear her pick up and jump with joy! H- "hey girl! Wanna come to my wedding!!" K- "YOU are inviting ME?? I don't know if you remember, but I wanted to kill you...." Ooh yeah... In the heli! H- "But you didn't do it!! I want you to come.... Please?" She sighs... K- "Alright.... Dress code?" Didn't really think 'bout that... H- "Just wear whatever ya want!! As long as ya don't look as pretty as I do!!" I giggle and she laughs a bit.
K- "Okay... Just text me the date and place, I'll be there..." I nod and hang up...
I scroll again and see a name that I didn't expect... "How'd you come in my contacts..?" I see a picture and the name: 'June Moone' .... Why!? I never even talked to her! Well, I think... I mean, I did talk with her in witch form... Does that count?? Just call her!! M- "June Moone, who is this?" Nice greetin'.... H- "Hey girl! Ya remember me? I was in that 'squad' thingy... And... I'm gettin' married... So you wanna come?" I don't know why, but I wouldn't mind if she comes...
M- "Uhmm.... We never really talked or anything... Why do you want me to come?" H- "You seemed really nice! And the more the merrier!! So... You come?" I say in a sweet voice and she nods. M- "Alright, but I'll take my boyfriend with me!" H- "Alright! Bring flaggy... But he can't have any weapons!! Oh, and it doesn't matter what you wear!! Don't look as pretty as me! I'll text ya the rest!!" I hang up and continue... I call different people for a while and end up with a bunch of them comin'. "And now the people that aren't in my phone..! Let's write them invitations!!" I walk over to the table and sit down with my stuff...

Dear reader,

I wanna invite ya for my weddin'!
I would love it if ya could come!!
There is no dress code!! Wear whatever you want but don't be too beautiful!
It's still my day... ;)
We're gettin' married the next saturday.
And the location is on the beach!!
So... We're doin' it at sunset... Sooo romantic!!
But make sure to come! Write me back for more information!!

Xx ~Harley Quinn...

"That's done!! Puddin'!" Joker walks into the room... "What is it, sweets?" A smile comes across my face as I see his warm smile... I love this guy! "I still can't believe we're gettin' married in four days!!" I throw my arms around him and he hugs me. "Your proof is right here..." He holds my hand up with the shiny ring on it.... "I know... I love it waaaay too much..!" "The ring for the wedding is even prettier..." He whispers in my ear and I just melt...
"That's not possible!! Nothin' can overthrow this one!!" I chuckle and he grins... "I can overthrow anythin'... Even this ring..." He leans in closer and kisses me... Yeah... He can! I really really really! Love this man!!!

[ Joker's POV ]

Harley goes to her friends and I go and get my suit for the wedding. "Hello! Welcome to our shop!"
A man in a shining, grey suit welcomes me and my 'friends'... "What kind of wedding do you have? I'm sure I'll have the perfect suit!" So energized... But I am, too! I mean, I'm going to pick out a suit for my wedding! Who wouldn't be excited!? And also because it's for Harley! I wouldn't do this for anybody else... "My wedding is held on a beach... And I want something personal..." He nods and walks off... He's back after a few minutes with three suits...
"I have a white one here, it's really good for at a beach! It's airy and elegant... And this one is black... I think that this one will be more personal... And lastly, I have a grey suit! It's good for the beach and is really fashionable!"
I try on all of them, first is white. "And?" I look at my men and they have a troubled look on their faces.
"Just tell me the truth... I won't kill ya for it... Only this time!" They nod and speak their minds...
"It doesn't really match with you... Your hair steals the show because your skin is very pale... I say it's a no go..." All the guys give him a surprised look... "What? Dude! What!? You and fashion, are you kidding me!?" He laughs a bit embarrased and I agree with him.. "Yeah, I can see that... I don't want everyone to only see my hair... Let's try the next one..." I now try on the black one... "Wow! This one is good! It brings you out a lot more! And it's rare..!"
One of them says and the salesman speaks up. "That' correct! I heard about your colors! So I put some of those in the details! What do you think of it, sir?" He asks me and I give my honest opinion... "I like the black.. And the colors detailing it are like my personal colors..." I like this one... I go back to the changing room.. "And the last one, grey."
I get out again... "Uhh... I don't know about this one... It's.... I don't know..." I get what he's saying... I don't really know myself, too.... "It's the black one... I'm sure!" The salesman nods and packs it for me. I pay and go back...
"Geez! That was so frustrating!!" I come into the livingroom and sit down on the sofa... "I know, right?" Harley comes into the room and gives me some coffee. "Thanks, sweets... I didn't know it was that frustrating!" She laughs and sits down next to me. "It's almost never the first one, you always have to go through trouble to get it..!
I sent all the invitations! You wanna have someone comin'?" She asks me and I think for a bit... "I think I have everyone..." She nods and it's quiet... "What's wrong?" She's never this quiet when she's excited..
"Oh nothing! I'm just thinkin' 'bout the big day!! I can't wait to be your wife!! I'm imagining how everything will look... All the people sitting there, the beautiful beach, the sunset... And of course, how you will look! I bet you're goin' to be the most handsome man ever!!" She smiles at me and I laugh... "Duhh! Who do you think I am..?" We laugh for a while and it's time to finish the day....

[ Harley's POV ]

We go to bed and we fall asleep hugging each other... I can't wait 'til the big day!! My dreams are all about our wedding... I really am crazy... But I love it!!