My Little Lie

Chapter 2: Planning the Date

         Well, lets get right on topic. I didn't really explain what the project was. Its basically this, writing this crap! I have to write at least one day a week. Well, goodie twoshoes! So, when summer ends, you wont be hearing from me! Ha, i'll be going into sixth grade! So, you'll have to do with my crap until im free. Ok? Goodie. Anyway, lets get on to today, why dont we?

      Well, I got up and took a damn shower. Sorry, but showers in the morning, ARE DISGUSTING. God, how do people do it? I hate it. You plop down to the bathroom, tired and confused, turn on the hell of a loud shower, and get in. Well, excuse me, today was even worst than usually! The only good thing was planning the date. Anyway, so when I got in the shower, IT WAS FREEZING. Its like six in the morning, NOT A GOOD WAKE UP! UGH! So, I turned it on hot. AND IT WAS BOILING! I spent about ten minutes finding the right temperature. First world problems. Ok, getting out of the shower is TERRIBLE. I get out of the shower, and ITS FREEZING. I gotta wrap myself with a towel before getting dressed. So then I got to my damn day. Jesus.. it was a hella terrible morning.

     I get into my line, putting my lunch and backpack down. I started pacing around, just being bored and crap. I see Gracie, and I start talking to her. We are reading the same book, its a really good book. Its called Yellowfang's Secret, by Erin Hunter, AND HE IS THE BEST AUTHOR! Omg! His books are so good! Anyway, we were talking about it for ten minutes, and Lunar stomps over. "JAZZY ATE MY PROJECT!" Lunar was a grumpy girl today. Jesus. Ok, you probably have no idea what im talking about. Jazzy is Lunar's dog, a pitbull, and a PUPPY. JESUS, SHE IS ANNOYING AS HELL! Anyway, we have to do a project were we make a piggybank out of cardboard. Im pretty much done, and so was Lunar. BUT HER ANNOYING DOG WAS LIKE, UH, NO! Jazzy DESTROYED THE PROJECT! What the hell, JAZZY! So, Lunar was a big meanie today. She was grumpy as HELL. I need to stop using caps, dont I? So, the point is, Lunar was GRUMPY!

     Lunch rolls around, and im excited. We are having a great friend meeting, because we found something amazing. A key for the bathroom! You must be like, 'Omg thats so lame. I thought you found a diamond or something.' But, the thing is, the bathroom has been locked for YEARS. The key was lost, and we just found it randomly. We decided we would meet there, it was amazing. We unlock the bathroom door, AND THE ROOM IS LIKE HEAVEN! No one has been in here for years! The sink works, there is toilet paper, and it doesn't smell like crap. So we started talking about the date. Ya know, for Bella and Troy? "So, Troy is coming. I got it covered!" Brook instantly said. Easy! 

"Bella is coming as well. Are we gonna be there?"

"Hell ya. I wanna see this romance!"

"I have something special for them."

"What is it, Gracie?"

     I looked towards Gracie, knowing she would have made something great. Gracie is a bit rich, ya know? She lives in a big house, she has great food, her mom has a good job and her dad is loaded! "I got them.. a place near the waterfall. It took  along time, but I did it!" Gracie chirped. "THE HELL? HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO DRIVE THE IDIOTS OUT!" I couldn't help but scream. The last time I was there.. I was almost pushed down that damn waterfall! "A long time. Dont ask." Gracie shoved the questions away. "Well, on Friday. You better be there with two dollars, they got cream soda!" Brook ordered, walking out of the bathroom. I followed, grinning. BEST IDEA! EVER!!

     Well, I was doing my stupid work. Ya know, writing a opinion paragraph. Blah blah, yeah yeah. Then, Mr. Patrick jumps on our table, AND KICKS MY PENCIL OUT OF MY HAND! Mr. Patrick, your cool, NOT A GOOD REASON TO KICK MY PENCIL OUT OF MY HAND! Jesus.. Ok, so he was singing until school got out. And it was.. a short day! Mm, that feels good! Short days, feel good. So I was walking home with Brook, talking about Trella. Now that im writing this, I realize we are.. addicted. Whats even worse, we bumped into Collin. Ya know, Bella's old kisser. "Well, Troy and Bella, aye?" Collin asked instantly. DAMN IT! Awkward, awkward, AWKWARD! Well.. Im pretty sure this was the damn wrong thing to do.. and im now scarred forever knowing that I did this, but.. I kicked him. In the balls. He just fell over, and Brook made a run for it. Even though my backpack was heavy as hell, I sprinted after her. I could hear Collin screaming and swearing behind us. Once we dashed into the library, we started laughing. Because it was really funny, ok! So, we were laughing and Brook decided to head back. I said goodbye, and went home. Ya know, and wrote this. Well, today was a hella day!

Well, hope you love this! No one has read it before, but I still wanna waste my time. So, I dont have much to say. See ya tomorrow! Im starting a new story by the way, so stay in tuned!