Sky walks in to da messy hall dat is now filled with coconuts and weird lookin' ducks.
"DA FUCK?!"
"No, No, No, da duck..."
He bitchslaped Light and picked up a coconut.
"Hey... It's your mom..."
Light looked around and sighed...
"This is meh family reunion Sky... Now put meh daddy down."
Sky looked at Light, shocked, and put down his 'daddy', stepping back a few feet.
"So now I know why da coconuts are here but-"
"HEY DAS IS MEH FAMILY YOU IS DISIN'!-"
".......... But why da ducks?"
Emo Jesus popped out of nowhere and smiled.
"Easy... I turned L's detectives into duckies!"
"We're all gonna die..."
Light said in a deep voice and a dramatic expression.
Den The rave king walked in and started flirting with Sky.
"Hey bb is dat a shovel in your back pocket?"
"Uh.. No why?"
"Cause I'm diggen dat ass."
He smacked him and threw Light's Sister at him, knocking him for a strawberry loop.
"Dirty Sanchez, KEEP YO NASTY RAVE ASS OVER THERE AND WHILE YO IS AT IT DIE IN DA HOLE DAT YO HALF ASS BOYFREN IS LAYIN IN! oh wait.. wrong fuckin universe" Sky screamed, den L walked in.
"Who. Stole. My. Hitler blowfish?"
Sky looked at him den picked up a duck. Sky then looked at da duck then at L and rubbed da duck on his face saying,
"Dacks on, Dacks off."
He slapped dat duck out of Sky's hand and gave him a duck face.
"Gurl you best be tellin meh where y'all put meh cleaning shit or dere is gonna be some Hell to pay!"
L said while snapping his fingers in a sassy way.
Ashy flew in on her fucking rainbow and Looked at all da ducks.
"Is dat L's detective?"
She said monotony.
Den L realized it and suddenly licked da ducks.
"Ew what da fuck?!"
"EH BITCHES WHATS UP!" Lights mom screeched
"GOD DAMNIT SHUT DA FUCK UP YOU STUPID SLUT BAG, CUNT LICKER, TITY TWISTER, MOTHER FUCKER, ASS TACKLER, HOE FAG FOR DA RAVE KING, BUTTHO, TINY CUNT FLAP, DICKLESS FUCK, MOTHER OF A DUMB DICK STICK!"
She frowned and walked out.
"Stupid ass hoe..."
(I.. I don't know anymore.. im so sorry)
