Aries: "Let's go through the alphabet, start with 'F' and end with 'U'..."
Taurus: "Make Me..."
Gemini: "Someone needs to have sex with me, like today. Someone needs to sex me right now!"
Cancer: "Yeah it's called 'Heartbreak' about a million songs written about it."
Leo: "If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid."
Virgo: "You read that movie?!"
Libra: "Let me talk!"
Scorpio: "We'll chloroform the little bastard and throw him in the lake."
Sagittarius: "What do you mean what am I doing here? What? Its a club? Its a club, we're clubbing, you know? At the club..."
Capricorn: "Is he even human?! Is he like a were-cheetah? Is that a thing?"
Aquarius: "your... Your something!"
Pisces: "I'm an abominable snowman... Its a seasonal thing, like winter..."
