Since I'm running out if ideas heres a part 2
Aries:i’m fine. yeah, aside from the not sleeping, the jumpiness, the constant overwhelming crushing fear that something terrible is about to happen.
Taurus:well i shouldn’t say i told you so, because it’s not strong enough. how about i’m always right, and you should listen to whatever i have to say, and never disagree ever, ever, for the sake of your wolvlihood
Gemini:i’m 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. sarcasm is my only defense
Cancer:i’m straight up losing my mind
Leo:i’m happy and proud… of myself
Virgo:my nerves are wracked, they’re severely wracked
Libra:personally, i’m a fan of ignoring a problem until it eventually goes away
Scorpio:am i not attractive to gay guys?
Sagittarius:i don’t want to be robin all the time
Capricorn:you never take me to dinner and a movie
Aquarius:matt’s head. i sit behind him in history. he’s got a very distinct cranium
Pisces:sorry coach, i haven’t seen him since the last time i saw him
