My Fantasy World

Fairies

"Does fairies exist?"I asked the mysthical llama king.
"Of course. There are tons of 'em here... There is the faith fairy, trust fairy, bravery fairy, creativity fairy and a lot more. They all even exist in the human world."
"I hate the human world. Humans have too much drama in their lives, I love it here in my fantasy world, it's way better." I said.

"Oh it's not that bad when you listen to your fairies. You see, these fairies whisper through your right ear in every situation you are in. All the mischief you make means you're listening to the wrong fairies in your left ear."
"Who are the wrong fairies?"
"Jealousy fairy, fear fairy, trouble fairy, sassy fairy, etc."
"Does this mean, I need to clean my right ear out cuz I have been listening to the left ear a lot lately.."
"Hahahhaahah..." The llama king laughed and slowly faded away.

"Ugh.. Great. The "human" world. Ughhh..." I groaned as I got out of bed.
"OMG ITS 7:00 IM LATE!!" I realized as I sped my way to the bathroom.

"Why are you late?" My homeroom asked furiously. I didn't really care at this point. Homeroom teachers don't really teach you anything, they just want you there.
"Overslept. I fell asleep doing my homework miss. I forgot to set my alarm.."
"This is your first warning, Cutie. "
I rolled my eyes at her without anyone noticing.

"Pfft. I heard Puffy got her first warning because she... OVERSLEPT!" I heard Princess Pricsilla giggling about me.
"Oh yeah? Well I bet you um-- you uhhh... Umm..."
"Whatcha wanna say dork? Come on, I don't bite... HAHHAHAHAHHA" Priscilla laughed like some sort of evil fairy which actually made me realize something...
"You're listening to the wrong fairy Priscilla."
"You believe in fairies?! PFFT! AAHHAHA!!"
I lost control, I just had to slap her, choke her, push her to the floor and put my shoe on her smelly white ass neck.