Warriors One Shots

Fancatting

*Clan meeting*

Hollypaw leaped over the tree trunk, staying behind to guide her brother. Then she went to mingle with the other apprentices. "Hey, Willowpaw!" She greeted the silver she-cat. Willowpaw flashed a smile back at her.
The meeting began with a loud yowl to silence the crowd. "The prey is running well in WindClan," Onestar announced. "Our warriors are strong and heathy. That is all." He looked over at Leapordstar.
Leapordstar stepped forward and cleared her throat. "In RiverClan-" beep beep! Leapordstar looked down at her phone. Her eyes lit up and she fell out of the tree, spastic. Many older warrior were confused, but then a warrior triumphantly shouted, "THE MANGA UPDATED!!!!!!"
The Clans exploded. Hollypaw was confused, she had never heard of manga. She whispered over to Willowpaw, "Hey, what's going-"
Willowpaw was heavily hyperventilating. "Finally!! Finally!" She uttered between breaths. "A mortal like you could never understand..."
She wasn't the only one. Other Clans were suffering spasms and flipping tables that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. "The manga!!!! IT UPDATED!!! Otakus assemble!!"
"Nyuuuuuuuu I'm not ready!!!!!!" Someone yelled.
"No spoilers!!!" Another screamed. "I can't read it until I get back to the territory! Lalalalala!" She plugged her ears.
All of a sudden, confetti rained form the sky, spiraling through the air. Japanese music blasted through the speakers. It was chaos.
Blackstar growled. "Enough!" He yowled. "This is ridiculous! Making such a fuss about watching manga?! Firestar, don't you agree?!" He turned over to Firestar, who was in the middle of a heart attack.
Firestar straightened himself up. "First of all, it's not ridiculous," he corrected. Blackstar was taken aback. "Second, you watch anime and read manga. Get it right," he said as he flicked on the radio once again. Warriors continued to bawl as the speakers screeched, "FAIRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
hikari zenbu atsumete!!!!!!!!!!!!!"