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Mother and daughter texting:
Daughter: I hit a bunny mommy!

Mother: Oh no... Easter is cancelled... thanks a lot!

Daughter: MOM.

Mother: Oh my god!

Daughter: STOP! He ran out in front of me! What was I supposed to do?

Mother: Here comes peter cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail..OH NO!! here comes Courtney...
*SPLAT*!!

I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while sorry! I'll try to update more frequently! ιм ѕσ ѕтυρι∂ αи∂ fσяgσт му ραѕѕωσя∂...ωнσσρѕ?
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