Spongebob & Patrick : The Spongeyness

RISE OF LE SPONGE ^-^

It was  a shitty day in Bikini Bottom.

All was good.

I swear. wuz gud.

"SPPOOONGGEBBBOOOOOOB" Patrick Screemed running down the street to his best friend.

"SPOONNGGEEBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB" seriously wat deh fuck is this starfish's problem man....

Suddenly

*BOOM CRASH AHHGIOTMEOIHFEJOFNEKEFHEIFNE *

Ye that was the sound of Mr. Star running face first into the little sponge.

" PATRICK! WAT DEH FOOOOOK M8!"                                                                                                                Spongebob was confused as to why the star bro was so eager to talk to him. like wtf.

But to the yellow square dudes suprise Patrick was just laying on the floor ( after falling on him) not moving.

Spongebob now a little concerned. " uh.. patrick... dudeeeeee"

ok now things dont loook great.first of all patrick mayyyyy be dead. but yanno its all good. 

then suddenly a fat ass Crab sat on patricks face. like dude wtf get off dah star m8.

" MRR KRABS GET OFF MY PURTRICK OMMMGGGGGG PLSSS SIIRRR. IWILL WORK FOR FREE PLEEASSEE DONTTT KILLLLL HIMMMMMM"  

Now obviously Fat ass mr krabs is all about dat moneh life soooo he stood his fat ass up with his tiny little legs. and lifted the star up.

" SEE, MA BOI" the krab said exitedly, but mainly because he just saved some money on his best fry cook " HES PURRRFECTLY FINE KID DONT YA WORRY YA SPONGEY ASS BOUT IT. NOW GET DAH FOOK BACK TO WOORK!!! "

so it all looked great. patrick well looked to be fine. so spongebob left for work at the Krusty Krab

but patrick left alone. fell back to the ground. unconcious.?

rememeber kids. dont run into people. and dont sit on a stars head either