So the shit has already hit the fan and we're only on the first page! Nice. Looks like I'll have to squeeze in a couple of cancer jokes in for you so you don't stop reading, what do you call a guy with no hair? A baldy? No! You call him a cancer patient you silly fool and even better if he's Jewish why not call him a resident of Auschwitz concentration camp! Wait a second, this story isn't even making any sense! What have these people tapped on this story for? Just please don't go! I swear it gets good! I think we should go onto the next page now because this... This is embarrassing.
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