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July 5th, 1:01pmHey
I told you to leave me alone
Just hear me out, okay?
......Proceed
I'm sorry for last night, since it was the Fourth of July and all me and my friends went out last night
I was drunk and horny so I saw this hot chick at the bar so I went up to her and ordered a sex on the beach and asked for her number
Guess I ended up texting u
HA!
THE GIRL GAVE YOU WHAT SHE THOUGHT A FAKE NUMBER 😂😂😂😂
OMFG THATS CLASSIC 👌👏
YOUR GAME WAS PROBABLY LACKING SO MUCH 😂😂😂😂Hey! 😡
You're mean
My game is amazingOh really now?
You probably were getting too touchy touchy so that's why she wanted to get rid of you
This is why I don't hookup w guysWait, wtf
I'm not a guyUr not ?
I thought you were lmaoWell I'm not
According to my last shower I'm not anyways
I thought you were a guy
Which is why I freaked out because I was flirting with youNope, not a guy.
Since your name is Cody
I have ur contact name set as Cody stranger girlCody is my nickname since my first name is so damn embarrassing
You're set as sex on the beach girl 🍷
Wait, so does this mean you're gay?Yup
I'm straight as a circleCircles aren't straight
Exactly
And it seems like you are too since you said you don't date guysOh no, I do date guys
I'm bisexual
I just don't hookup with them, sperm babies swim very quicklyEwww nasty ass
I did NOT want to know that😉
sorry kid
But it's true, condoms can break. with girls you don't have to worry bout thatGood to know
(not)
Anyways,
So you have an embarrassing first name
What is it?I'm not fucking telling you.
As a matter of fact I don't even know how the hell I ended up texting u in the first placeAww why not?
And it's because you love me :)No I dont
Yes you do
No I dont
Yes you do
How could I love someone I don't even know?
Because you do.
I'm loveableYeah and I'm stupid
You literally just insulted yourself rn
I hate you
Loveee meeee
Watevr
Anyways YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOUR FIRST NAME
IM NOT TELLING YOU
OH c'mon I'll tell you mine
I don't wanna know
It's Peyton Ursula Renee Allen
I have two middle namesI don't give two shits
Wait a minute
...
...ur middle name is Ursula?
As in the little mermaid Ursula?
As in big boobs purple skin eight tentacles poor unfortunate souls Ursula?Yes.
Yes it is....
...
...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT
THATS FUCKING BOGUS ASF 😂😂😂😂😂
DID YOUR PARENTS WANT TO LIKE, RUIN UR LIFE ?!?! 😂😂😂Shut the fuck up
My grandparents are Colombian, okay? My parents were just gonna name me Peyton Renee but my grandparents thought "Peyton Renee Allen" was too white😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I told you mine
Now tell me yoursWtf no
why would I do thatWE HAD AN AGREEMENT
No you had an agreement
I never agreedCmon I never told anyone before about my middle name
At least be fair with meI don't want to
Please 😭
No
Please
No
Please
No
Please
No
Please
No
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
PleaseOKAY FINE
it's CordeliaWat.
My name is Cordelia Cameron Roseadale
But my people call me Cody...
That's prettyYou LIKE. my name ?
Yeah.
It's pretty
For a poodle 😂😂😂Fuck you
IM KIDDING
o my God can't you take a joke?
Your name is more for a French bulldog lolololololololol
Jk
No for real though
Ur name is pretty...Cody?
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