Hello Stranger :) (GirlxGirl)

**Texting: Sorry kid

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July 5th, 1:01pm

Hey

I told you to leave me alone

Just hear me out, okay?

......Proceed

I'm sorry for last night, since it was the Fourth of July and all me and my friends went out last night

I was drunk and horny so I saw this hot chick at the bar so I went up to her and ordered a sex on the beach and asked for her number

Guess I ended up texting u

HA!
THE GIRL GAVE YOU WHAT SHE THOUGHT A FAKE NUMBER 😂😂😂😂
OMFG THATS CLASSIC 👌👏
YOUR GAME WAS PROBABLY LACKING SO MUCH 😂😂😂😂

Hey! 😡
You're mean
My game is amazing

Oh really now?
You probably were getting too touchy touchy so that's why she wanted to get rid of you
This is why I don't hookup w guys

Wait, wtf
I'm not a guy

Ur not ?
I thought you were lmao

Well I'm not
According to my last shower I'm not anyways
I thought you were a guy
Which is why I freaked out because I was flirting with you

Nope, not a guy.

Since your name is Cody
I have ur contact name set as Cody stranger girl

Cody is my nickname since my first name is so damn embarrassing
You're set as sex on the beach girl 🍷
Wait, so does this mean you're gay?

Yup
I'm straight as a circle

Circles aren't straight

Exactly
And it seems like you are too since you said you don't date guys

Oh no, I do date guys
I'm bisexual
I just don't hookup with them, sperm babies swim very quickly

Ewww nasty ass
I did NOT want to know that

😉
sorry kid
But it's true, condoms can break. with girls you don't have to worry bout that

Good to know
(not)
Anyways,
So you have an embarrassing first name
What is it?

I'm not fucking telling you.
As a matter of fact I don't even know how the hell I ended up texting u in the first place

Aww why not?
And it's because you love me :)

No I dont

Yes you do

No I dont

Yes you do

How could I love someone I don't even know?

Because you do.
I'm loveable

Yeah and I'm stupid

You literally just insulted yourself rn

I hate you

Loveee meeee

Watevr

Anyways YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOUR FIRST NAME

IM NOT TELLING YOU

OH c'mon I'll tell you mine

I don't wanna know

It's Peyton Ursula Renee Allen
I have two middle names

I don't give two shits
Wait a minute
...
...ur middle name is Ursula?
As in the little mermaid Ursula?
As in big boobs purple skin eight tentacles poor unfortunate souls Ursula?

Yes.
Yes it is.

...
...
...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT
THATS FUCKING BOGUS ASF 😂😂😂😂😂
DID YOUR PARENTS WANT TO LIKE, RUIN UR LIFE ?!?! 😂😂😂

Shut the fuck up
My grandparents are Colombian, okay? My parents were just gonna name me Peyton Renee but my grandparents thought "Peyton Renee Allen" was too white

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now I told you mine
Now tell me yours

Wtf no
why would I do that

WE HAD AN AGREEMENT

No you had an agreement
I never agreed

Cmon I never told anyone before about my middle name
At least be fair with me

I don't want to

Please 😭

No

Please

No

Please

No

Please

No

Please

No

Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please

OKAY FINE
it's Cordelia

Wat.

My name is Cordelia Cameron Roseadale
But my people call me Cody

...
That's pretty

You LIKE. my name ?

Yeah.
It's pretty
For a poodle 😂😂😂

Fuck you

IM KIDDING
o my God can't you take a joke?
Your name is more for a French bulldog lolololololololol
Jk
No for real though
Ur name is pretty

...Cody?
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