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August 6th, 9:48am
I'm so hungry right now
My mom made waffles but my dad ate them all
Haiii
Lol why would your dad eat all the waffles ?
Does he care bout you ?
Shut up
Of course he does
He just doesn't care if I eat
And I was supposed to be awake half an hour ago sooo
Ha that's what you get !
Why ?
We gonna go by school supplies with my siblings
Oh
How many do you have?
Well there is Anthony and Paula, they are twins and are in college (23 years old and STILL live with us)
Tobias is 20
Kimberly is 14
And Benji is 3
Damn, big family
Ikr what bout u
It's just me, my brother Connor who's a year younger and my little half-sister April who's 3
Ahhh
So your in the middle
Yup it's you typical Italian/Hispanic family
Monkey in the middle
You said you were half Canadian?
I SAID MY DAD WAS
But whatever
You confuse the little brain of mine
Are you still hungry?
Yeah, starving
WELL EAT FOOD YOU DUMBASS
DONT YOU THINK I KNOW THAT
Damn, your like ugh
What ? 😂
Ugh
Ugh
Ugh
**bangs head on breakfast table**
Uhhh princess ?
**spits out coco puffs and starts chocking**
I know your not actually doing that though
Your too much of a pussy
Screw you
(Middle finger emoji)
You could've just sent the emoji you know
It's the one near the fingers
I'm too kind though
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THAT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS FUCKIN GOOD
Are you laughing at me ?
Maybe :)
Sleep to death
Only if I dream of you
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