"Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." -Betty White on Twats
You're pretty cute. I don't know if anyone has said this to you today, but you're pretty darn cute. If you're super confident and just a bit arrogant you'd be all like "Honey I know, but thanks for reminding me!" but if you're a little more timidly you might deny it. If that is the case then you're getting an extra one. You're pretty cute.
Well, now for a little dose of me. There are happy people on this earth. There are sarcastic semi passive-aggressive ones as well. You mix them all together and you get the best of both worlds. That would be me. A big ol happy fairy that isn't afraid of calling you out when you need it.
Some people learn to deal with it, and others hate it on the spot. I learn that it's what makes me confident. It's the way I wish to be. I look forward to sharing myself therefore I am proud of who I am. Being the Latina-Queen I am, I don't have much energy for caring about many things. I much prefer slaying.
Oh yeah, my name's Lilia, five foot nothing, cute as a button, and sassy like Beyoncè. I like music older than my mother, but not quite my father. That is the only time frame I'll ever enjoy. (with exception of Little Richard, The Beatles and Beyonce)
I live life for small adventures, my life isn't as eventful as I make it seem. Everytime I get the chance to show the world what a cool cat I am, you bet your bum I'm going to take it just as quickly as I take air for granted.
Call me what you want. Cutie patootie, Freddie Mercury's reincarnation, Great Value Beyonce....
Jusr trust me when I say that I'm going to cut through the day with a confident blade.
Including today, my very first day of high school.
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Twat-Waffle
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