In the beginning, we are born. Within this beautiful occurrence, there is a understanding, an understanding of the world we perceive. When one is brought into this world, they receive the blessing of the gay god, Kate. We are not born straight. Daddy Kate, blesses us with the gift of bisexuality, which is staple of all sexual preferences. One is not born straight, and if you say so your lying. By the time we are about thirteen years of age, Kate sends a Gay Angel, to guide the wondering soul. Some refuse the Angels, and they are the supposed straight. As the soul ages onward, the Angel gets stronger, and by the age of fifteen a second campaign on the soul's sexuality occurs. If refused again, the Angel lingers and waits till the time is right. If bad goes to worst there are warriors to help change sexual preferences quickly. These warriors are known as Arch Angels, and they are commanded by Kate herself, and the head Arch Angel Sam. With their powers they attempt to sexually arouse the same sex, in an effort to bring them to the light. If they fail (which is unlikely), the poor soul may be doomed to actual straightness, which inevitably leads to death. But, there is hope. If one repents their straights sins and becomes a worshiper of Kate and follower of Bisexorgyism, they will transcend the bullshit and become one with the gods. Their mortal life will proceed, but they will have to opportunity to eventually join Kate and her followers in the heavens and help reach the ultimate goal of all Bisexorgyist. This goal is in fact the total conversion of a people to Bisexorgism, and for the world to participate in a worldwide bisexual orgy. This leads to finial stage of one's life. By the age of maturity, those who have accepted the love of the Gay Angels, will be able to taste the juices of the gay gods if so they wish. That, was three hundred thirty three words; half of the number of the blessed gay gods. So, by continuing to read this, one is subjecting thyself to a more open door into Bisexorgyism, and in turn, a blessing from Kate herself. "So be it," as Kate said, "let the world see, and become my followers.".
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The Holy Book of the Gay God Kate
SpiritualI am Saint Jarrod of the Bisexorgyism Church Of Kate. I have been instructed by the gay gods to write this holy Bi-ble, in order for those questioning to convert, and those converted, to reinforce. This holy book, which must maintain an electronic s...
