Steve hummed optimistically as he strolled down the street. Steve finally arrived at his good friend johns house, who invited Steve over for rainbow tea. "Welcome dearest friend!" acknowledged John happily. "Thanks for having me!" replied Steve. But Steve noticed something terribly wrong! John had a splash of rainbow tea on his fur. Steve raised up on two legs and let out a majestic neigh. "YOU ARE IMPERFECT!" cried Steve as he drove his horn through johns skull with a sickening, yet satisfying crack. And johns carcass fell lifelessly to the floor. "NOW MAY YOU FIND PERRFECTION IN HELL DEAREST FRIEND, NEIGH!!!" and Steve left it at that and walk out of the door triumphantly with a smirk. One week later there was a funeral for John and Steve paid his respect by showing up. Soon enough everyone left-except for Steve who made sure when everyone was gone, he whizzed on johns grave. "Oh neigh god that feels much better, I do say so myself!" Steve told himself. After he was done Steve trashed johns grave and ran off into the sunset shouting "neigh".
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The optimistic unicorn
Short StoryJust some happy stories about a murderous unicorn with a stabilicious past :3 thanks for helping me @lizbug1124 PS the unicorns name is Steve. Also this story has intense violence, gore, and "NEIGH!"
