It was a rainy day when suddenly a huge rainbow appeared. "NEIGH MY GOD!" I will get rich with perfection! and Steve climbed up the rainbow and followed it until he met upon a leprechaun. "Aye! get away from my gold ya bitch!" yelled the drunken leprechaun. Steve said "I believe that's mine you imperfect intoxicated chipmunk!" "NEIGH!" cried Steve as he tore off the leprechauns skin and folded it into an origami clover and Put it in his hair. Next Steve gathered all of the green intestines and blood and he made it into a stew and gave it to an poor orphanage and food drive. He began to exit the door but stopped to let out a snazzy "neigh" and he ran off into the sunset.
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The optimistic unicorn
Short StoryJust some happy stories about a murderous unicorn with a stabilicious past :3 thanks for helping me @lizbug1124 PS the unicorns name is Steve. Also this story has intense violence, gore, and "NEIGH!"
