One day Steve went to his grandpas old folks home to visit him. Steve loved his grandfather dearly. But Steve felt as if his grandpa was too wrinkly so he brought some equipment to fix that problem. "Hello grandpa" exclaimed Steve. "hello Steve." said grandpa. "Grandpa, I know how to fix your problem..." said Steve with a grin. "what problem?" asked grandpa. "You know" replied steve "your elderly wrinkled skin is IMPERFECT!!!" cried Steve as he tied his grandpa to the wall so he couldn't move. "SOON YOU'L BE PERFECT!" exclaimed steve. Steve grabbed his grandpas wrinkled skin and punched many hole in it with a hole puncher and tied rope through each hole and tightened it. Grandpas fur started to turn a deep scarlet. "WHAT A LOVELY COLOR IM GUNNA DYE YOUR FUR THAT!" Steve started to cut his grandpa so blood would make his fur beautiful. "HERE, I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR MUSTACHE BACK!" said Steve cheerfully. Steve tore out his grandpas mane and with the gorilla glue he glued it to grandpas face. now grandpa looked like a 23 year old and Steve was very satisfied. "I am satisfied with my work but something still isn't right, ooh I know!" Steve flung his head towards his grandpas head and drove his horn through his eyeballs and slowly his grandpas brain squished out and with a plop fell onto the floor. "There we go, now your PERFECT!!!" cried Steve as he ran through the wall into the sunset shouting "neigh!"
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The optimistic unicorn
Short StoryJust some happy stories about a murderous unicorn with a stabilicious past :3 thanks for helping me @lizbug1124 PS the unicorns name is Steve. Also this story has intense violence, gore, and "NEIGH!"
