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AN: How do you write storys? I forgot l o l
So um...one day there was this dood and he was cool so we became friends. And I am 100%v man and also very happy. Yes, cool. So me and this dude man became friends in the wierdst way possible. Yup.
I was dared to touch a man butt that day, and i did.
Me and some other guys went to the street to get some butt touching action. I cought this rather cool looking hansom dude and then my pals where like " yeh him" "20 bucks are on the line my man." So I imediatly went up to the hot cool human man and tuchd the butt with both hand buthe didn't flinch one bit when i toch, nope :[
"ur ass is worth 20 bucks." hahah i said that because i got 20 mons from that totally worth it.
"I don't swing", that's all he said
"Yeah cool." said I, but i don't know what that means but before i began to question him some old fart was yelling at us for being "too happy" pfft. that's not a crime. I still had my hands on the butt whoops, so me and the male man wnt somewhere to his hosue because my mom is scary and i didn't want to go home now. Also my friends bailed on me :{{{{{ no fri for me
His fam ily was out or someyhing and we whent to his sister's computer because his was broken? Idk. So his sis had left the porn on there, and my new pal was like:
"lol.", haha why didn't he just laugh? like lol mens laigh out loud rigth? yeah. oh wait it also means lots of love :0000000000
"That's my sister's bl folder l o l" bl??? what? opps i said that outloud.
"It means Boys Love", he mansplained
"Cool i love things too! I am a boy." he glared at me and tryed to change the topic but i was still curious.
"what do they love, exactlly...?" i asked,
"Each other, now can we move o-" lol leme c that *click* "well shit" Then we looke d at the shonenen ai i think that ' s what is called.
Dicks are funny looking lol, especially in bumholes :p
"wow this is vry homo"
"I know", wow okay mate say something more than just that you nerd. (whoops i did it again)
"Excuse me?" >:[[[[
"OH uh-nothing heheh..." damn boner
"wHAT??" (A A A A A A A A NOT AGAIN.)
"Do you need to cool down or something?"
"Nah. Do U?"
"N-no..." (i an't saying anything)
"K", he was gay in the face. i knew it. too happy...
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