"Alright, are you two ready to witness the summoning of our almighty dark lord, Nico Nico Nii?" Yohane asked, looking down at her two friends.
"Zura!" Was all that Hanamaru said, and Ruby didn't say anything. She was too terrified to speak. Ruby didn't want to be here, but she was forced here against her will and now she was going to witness true hell.
This is it, she thought, this is how I'm going to die. Witnessing the summoning of fucking satan. At least Hanamaru will die with me.
"It's time." Yohane said, taking a deep breath. She had to recite the words of her lord. "Nico Nico Nii! I'll make your heart pound, Nico Nico Nii! Hi there, I'm Nico Nico Yazawa. Don't forget Nico Nii, because I Nico Nico Nii'd you!"
With that, the whole room lit on fire. Well, no it didn't, but it did in Ruby's mind because she just wanted it to end. She wanted the pain, the suffering to end. She wanted to be free. Actually, only the demonic pentagram that was drawn on the floor lit on fire as a figure emerged from it. It was her.
"Nico Nico Nii!" said Satan, AKA Nico, a member of μ's. If she wasn't her least favorite idol ever, Ruby would of definitely been excited. But no, she fucking hated Nico. She really wanted to die right now and never hear that god awful voice ever again. But she couldn't.
"Wow, Satan looks a lot less scary in person." Yohane said.
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo." Nico replied angrily. Yohane shut up after that. She did not need words, though, as deep down, she had always loved her dark lord, and now she was finally meeting her in person. This was it, the moment she had spent her whole life preparing for. You can use your imagination to decide what the hell she did next.
"Zura!" said Hanamaru, completely unfazed by whatever the hell was going on. Ruby already felt dead inside. Actually, she felt dead inside this whole time. She just wanted to go home. Well, no she didn't, because she never wanted to see Dia again after she stole her fucking Maki merchandise. What a bitch.
Just as things were getting disgustingly heated, Nico pulled away to take off her... Mask? This wasn't the real Nico? Oh thank god.
"It's joke!" Mari said, having been Nico all along.
Everyone wanted to die.
