Kat Ollivander, Zoe Smith and their friends (or, as in one case, their sworn enemy) are on the run from a new Dark Lord. But first, they have to go to Hogwarts and learn the truth...
Set when Harry's kids have kids of their own.
Years one through se...
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Starting halfway through first year, Kat, Zoe and Cassie will attempt to do ALL of those things. Please add/comment below anything else you think they should do.
51. Make their own Marauder's Maps after trying-and failing-to steal the originals from the Potters
52. Stealing the Invisibility Cloak from the Potters and hiding it by making food they stole from the kitchens invisible and then hiding it under Kat's bed (because she's the only one willing to take the blame if it's discovered.)
53. Getting wifi from the Room of Requirement
54. Getting their Traces off early
55. Printing out every Harry Potter meme/tumblr post they can find and putting them up in the Great Hall WHEN HARRY POTTER VISITS THE SCHOOL
56. I will NOT sing "We're off to see The Wizard" when I am sent to the headmasters office.
57. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.
58. He is NOT Gollum either.
59. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.
60. My homework was NOT to get eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.
61. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.
62. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.
63. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.
64. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
65. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year's Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.
66. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.
67. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.
68. Shouting "To Infinity and Beyond!" was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.
69. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as "The Force".
70. "Springtime for Voldemort" is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.
71. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with "What's new Pussy-cat?".
72. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape's office, no matter how badly he needs it.
73. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
74. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.
75. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."
76. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall's office.
