Pyrocynical X Reader // Why Won't You Reply?

I think we're going to be friends

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Who the fuck are you

You: Lovely to meet you too

Stranger: Are you going to tell me who you are

You: Fine

You: [Y/N]

Stranger: That's a gay name

You: Charming

Stranger: Niall

You: I'm sorry?

Stranger: My name's Niall

You: You can hardly say I have a gay name then

Stranger: F*ggot

You: You know what

Stranger: What

You: I think we're gonna be friends

Stranger: Did you just

Stranger: Did you seriously make a You On Kazoo reference

You: I did

Stranger: I don't think we're gonna be friends

You: :(

You: Do you have Instagram

Stranger: Depends who's asking

You: It's Hillary Clinton

You: Who the fuck do you think is asking

Stranger: Fine

Stranger: Yes I have Instagram

You: Follow me

You: @[Y/I/N]

Stranger: Self promoter

You: Fuck off

Stranger: Okay I followed

You: @Pyrocynical?

Stranger: Yes

You: THAT'S a gay name

Stranger: F*ggot

You: That does sound familiar now that I think of it

Stranger: Really?

You: Yes

You: But that's not important

You: I suppose I'll see you on Instagram

Stranger has disconnected

You: I'll take that as a yes then