KIK // Phan

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IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

buffylover666 👾: hey

memeking69 🌚: pj lied btw

buffylover666 👾: ??

memeking69 🌚: about the whole "wanting you to fuck me" thing

buffylover666 👾: ohh right

buffylover666 👾: i was kinda flattered honestly

memeking69 🌚: hA GAY

buffylover666 👾: says you

memeking69 🌚: yes says me

memeking69 🌚: i'll have you know I'm actually not gay. i'm bisexual

memeking69 🌚: *bishreksual

buffylover666 👾: omg you meme

memeking69 🌚: well, clue's in the name

memeking69 🌚: I am memeking69 after all

buffylover666 👾: what about the 69 bit

buffylover666 👾: is that a clue to anything?

memeking69 🌚: it's a clue to what I did to your mum last night

memeking69 🌚: fucking rekt

buffylover666 👾: my poOR INNOCENT BRAIN

memeking69 🌚: hA

buffylover666 👾: your name should be MEANking69 because you're a meanie meanie green beanie

memeking69 🌚: and you're gay

buffylover666 👾: that is,,,

buffylover666 👾: accurate?

memeking69 🌚: fucking knew it

memeking69 🌚: picked it up on my gaydar

buffylover666 👾: I have a pretty good pair of BInoculars too lmao

memeking69 🌚: but you thought I was gay

buffylover666 👾: ok nvm

memeking69 🌚: gayyyy

buffylover666 👾: what about pj?

memeking69 🌚: ???

buffylover666 👾: is he gay?

memeking69 🌚: honestly idk

memeking69 🌚: funny story actually

memeking69 🌚: I caught him making out with our friend chris but they both still insist that they're straight

buffylover666 👾: they sound as straight as a rainbow

memeking69 🌚: as straight as your mum

buffylover666 👾: my mum is pretty straight though

buffylover666 👾: I mean, I wouldn't be here if she wasn't

memeking69 🌚: if your dad's penis hadn't been in her

buffylover666 👾: ok too far

memeking69 🌚: too far in your mum

buffylover666 👾: ohh my god

memeking69 🌚: that's what your mum said

buffylover666 👾: literally shut up

memeking69 🌚: figuratively shut up

buffylover666 👾: ok but how do you "figuratively shut up"

memeking69 🌚: lol idk

buffylover666 👾: so what's up?

memeking69 🌚: not much. listening to fall out boy and totally not searching for pete wentz's dick pic

buffylover666 👾: haha nice

buffylover666 👾: I've never seen it actually

memeking69 🌚: (image attached)

buffylover666 👾: I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO WHAT THE FRICKETY FRICK DAN

memeking69 🌚: it's not a bad dick

memeking69 🌚: and pete's not half bad either

memeking69 🌚: he's fucking hot

buffylover666 👾: just like me

memeking69 🌚: well I don't know what your dick looks like soooo

buffylover666 👾: haha good luck finding out buddy

memeking69 🌚: was that an invitation

buffylover666 👾: dan no

memeking69 🌚: dan yes

buffylover666 👾: I gotta go. my mum just finished cooking dinner. ttyl I guess.

memeking69 🌚: dan yes

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