2 - While Feeling Sleepy

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GET YOUR FUCKING BUTT OFF THE SOFA AND GOT TO SLEEP.

Although the above answer covers all areas, here is something else to do if you are feeling sleepy.

1. Pour ice-cold water into your eyes. Make sure it is purified or you might get infections.

2. If anyone is yawning around you, stuff a ball of paper/cotton in their mouth to ensure you don't follow their suit (Clinically and Scientifically Proven)

3. Go and disturb you sibilings. They'll ensure your sleeplessness.

4. Watch Tom and Jerry running around all day long while sitting in the couch munching popcorn.

5. Close your eyes, BUT DON'T FALL ASLEEP.

6. Listen to sleepy music and imagine yourself in dream world, but again, NO SLEEPING.

7. Keep an alarm for every 2 minutes. With snoozed turned on once after every alarm.

8. Go out and stand in the sun covering yourself from top to bottom. You might die from over-heat but at least sleepyness will go away.

9. Call everyone for a party in your house. Include booze, DJ and glittering lights.

10. Last but not the least, let your pet piss on your bed. Then, its pretty sure you wont feel like sleeping in it without a very thorough wash. Caution: You might NEVER sleep there again, just personal experience. 

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 06, 2014 ⏰

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