1. "Coming down in 5 minutes, Mom!" Next half and hour, repeat the same answer.
2. Open the book and climb down the stairs. If you slip, take care that you don't lose the page which you are reading.
3. Read while eating. Eat while reading. And most importantly, drop the food in the pages in such a way that they don't blur what has been printed.
4. Take it to shower and read till you have finished changing into birthday robe.
5. Use it to kill unwanted bees, mosquitos and flies flying nearby. Danger of insects biting is your responsibility.
6. When the electricity gets cut, use it as a hand-fan. The thinner the book, the better. Preferred references: Paperbacks.
7. DON'T give your Kindle/Nook to younger brothers/sisters, cousins, uncles, aunts, parents and most importantly pets. Unwanted snooping and littering might be observed.
8. Once a series is finished, immediately start with the next. Though, it would be better if you have a new series in hand before you finish the old one.
9. Use all you pocket money in getting new books every week/month. And once finished, blame it on siblings saying, "------- stole all my money", followed by a crying act. Danger: May cost you your life or get extra pocket money.
10. Read till you are sleep. Even in sleep, dream of characters. Who knows, they might get true and it would a dream come real for you!
[Sigh! Where are you my Phoenix?!]
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10 Things To Do
Non-Fiction10 things to do in weird, crazy, scary, funny and real life situations. PS: I'm not responsible for the following reactions: ~ Laughing till you start crying. ~ Rofl and Lmao, very very literally. ~ Someone coming to see whether you are mentally r...
