you know how it goes. You've suddenly surpassed the "trick-or-treat" age of Halloween by some crusty adult's standards. You aren't invited to any parties because you just aren't "cool enough", no children trick-or-treat on your block, and all of your friends have OTHER friends.
So what's are you to do?
Hah. If you're looking for an answer, look somewhere else. I haven't found one yet, that's for sure!
Halloween has been my favorite holiday ever since I popped outta the womb, y'all. And to know that I'm going to have NOTHING to do on my FAVORITE holiday, well, that's just so... so sad! It's like not having any presents to open on Christmas or not having a family meal on Thanksgiving.
AKA UNACCEPTABLE.
It just bums me out so much. Halloween is not a holiday for me, IT IS ITS OWN BLOODY SEASON. I love it so much and I am probably just going to sit at home this year with a bowl of loser candy as a metaphor of my life.
If anyone knows of anything to do on your favorite holiday, please, help a sister out. I'm desperate. In the meantime, I will go cry in my pillow.
xoxo
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Boy, Bye
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