I absolutely love Miraculous Ladybug and Chat noir....... but there are so many amazing issues that I cant keep talking to my own black cat about soo... hopefully you all love this!!!
Oh boy, so this is my biggest issue with miraculous ladybug.......... I'll just go character by character.
Alya:
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BRUH!!!!! THOSE CURVES THO! I want that hourglass figure. NO ONE in a cartoon has that okay! NO BODY! nobody aint got that shape doe! ZAGTOONS! THIS IS APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO BE FOR 6 YEAR OLDS! So if they were idolizing alya, then they are gonna be getting plastic surgery or SOMETHING to like have those curves and the thighs and the butt! LIKE BRUHH!!!! DON'T EVEN! Don't get me wrong tho. thats some crazy stuff I love.
NEXT UP!
Ladybug(not marinette) :
So yeah Im basically making marinette and ladybug two different people at the moment so bear with me here.
Dont judge because I say somethings that really are an issue.
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WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH HER BUBBLE BUTT!??????? It's not perverted tho. BUT SERIOUSLY!
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I AM DROP DEAD JEALOUS!!!!!! WTF EVEN IS THAT THO! then her stomach is just. FLAT! Like bruhh dont even with me right now. NO ONE CAN SUDDENLY BE THAT SKINNY IN THE COURSE OF 15 FREAKING SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean if jermey zag and thomas astruc are going to make this a show for ages 6 THEN MAKE THE CHARACTERS AT LEAST LOOK IT !!! COME ON!!!!!!
I cant rant anymore or else it may offend or in fact hurt some peoples feelings. :D mkay. i still love you all.
NEXT!
Chat noir: ( Me inside: OMG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT!!!! OMLG! YASSSS!!!!! MY Sin-AMON ROLL!!!!!)
He is my bae hheehehhehehehehe not adrien..... chat noir..... CHAT NOIR !
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Just take a really good look at chat noir in this picture.
look at his hair( i will wait for you)
look at his chest ( this might take a few hours)
LOOK AT HIS THIGHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY! No ofence to him. but his thighs look like drumsticks off a chicken. not usually i'd be like thats messed up on a kids cartoon but for him. I'll let it slide because IT SOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I could drool all day. it's that bad.
now take a look at his calfs..... ( i'll wait. ill look at them too....*drools a lot and leaves a puddle* huh?) WHAT ARE THOSE!!!! I'll tell you what those are. THOSE ARE BAE!!! IMEAN LOOK AT THEM!!!! I'm gonna stop there before it gets out of hand.
I would do more characters but they dont exactly have a figure and they should look how a kids cartoon character is supposed to look. nice and straight. ( not liking the opposite sex straight) .
Thanks so much for reading if you have things that you want to bring out please comment below or inbox me whenever. I'm open for ideas. If you have something that you rant about on this show, feel free to tell me and I'm pretty sure i'll rant on it. :D
