Ronald (the shrimp not McDonald you fatass) looked into Ana's eyes. the beautiful shit color really brings out her bald ass hair, he thought. he loved the way she took shit selfie of her making dumb ass faces like this: 💩
he knew from the beginning he wanted to smash her like a pumpkin (IM NOT SORRY)
"you look fine today," Ronald spoke with fear that Ana would reject him
WHAT THE FUCK DONT TRY TO SMASH ME YOU ARENT JOSH DUN," she yelled, slapping Ronald with her pinky finger.
"come on, just give me a try," Ronald said, smirking.
"maybe, but this can't be like tinder you actually have to try and wait to bang me like a gun," she said.
"oh don't you worry😏" Ronald said.
YOU ARE READING
Ana X Shrimp
HumorI'm writing this because my fren Ana likes fuckong shrimp (this is a joke and ps fucking fight me Ana)
