006 - Drunken nights

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Ok so this isn't the best but Ive had some serious writers block on this, if you have any ideas then please coment them, im so stuck. Thanks for reading.

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006 - Drunken nights.

[Bruce is online]

[Loki is online]

[Natasha is online]

Loki: It is still not funny.

Natasha: Yeah it kinda is.

Loki: Is not.

Bruce: Come on dude, It would of been funny to you if one of us did it.

Loki: Yes but I am not one of you I am me, which means THAT ITS NOT FUNNY!

Natasha: No your right.

Bruce: He is?

Natasha: Yeah, Its not funny, Its HILLARIOUS!

Bruce: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Loki: SHUT UP!

Bruce: No way, I mean how drunk where you?

Loki: I had two bottles of Tequila, what did you drink?

Bruce: 2.. 2 Bottl... Botlles of tequila? HOW ARE YOU NOT STILL HUNG OVER????? I AM AND I  HAD 3 BEERS.

Loki: Asgardian magic.

Natasha: I can't belive  you loki.

Loki: What? Just because I can handle things and you cant.

Natasha: Shut up, with the head ach ive got, you will be dead in seconds!

Loki: Ohh is that a threat?

Natasha: IM WARNING YOU!

Bruce: Guys guys, calm it, now wernt we taking the mic out of loki for his drunk self?

Natashe: Yeah that was soooooooooo funny!

Loki: Shut up shut up shut up!

Bruce: How did the song go again Loki?

Loki: STOP IT STOP IT SHUT UP!

Natasha: Loki has daddy problems.

Loki: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY PROBLEMS!!!

Bruce: Oh really, so why did you cry your eyes out and repete 'Why did he never love me more?"

Natasha: Yeah and you where all crying and cursing your father.

Loki: OF COURSE I DID HE LEFT ME FOR DEAD!

[Loki left the chat room]

Bruce: well this is awkward.

[Thor joined the chat room]

Thor: Why is Loki planing another attack on manhattan?

Bruce: wow he took it bad.

Natasha: Yeah but it was so funny.

Bruce: Yeah it kinda was.

Thor: what was?

Bruce: Loki got drunk when we went out and started singing depressing sonds and dancing awkward, he then spilled his heart out to us!

Natasha: And look pictures!!!

[Natasha posted 5 pictures]

Thor: FOR THE LOVE OF ODIN, HOW DID YOU GET THESE?

Bruce: I know right. I wonder If this works on all noris gods?

Thor: what?

Natasha: Oh yeah.

Bruce: Hey Thor wanna go out for a drink?

Thor: Drinking? yeah why not, ive always wanted to try this midgarden thing.

Natasha: Ok meet in 5

Thor: deal

[Thor left the chat room]

Bruce: Oh my god, or gods, this is going to be awesome!

Natasha: Charge your phone quick!

[Bruce left the chat room]                                                                                                                        [Natasha left the chat room]

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Thanks for reading, and please comment some ideas!

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