not human - pruaus

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The Austrian slowly woke up from his sleep, at sharply 8:05 in the morning. He rolled over to grab up his glasses and put them on, but failed to do so because of a heavy weight on his chest. Then he remembered he fell asleep with his cat on him, but he wasn't that heavy. The love of fuck? He sat up, the weight rolling down to his legs. He quickly snatched his glasses and put them on, seeing that the weight on his legs... wasn't a cat.

He shrieked in alarm, quickly getting out of bed, and the strange human-like creature woke up. It was completely human although it had two sets of ears, a pair of human ones and cat ones atop his head. His eyes were a red-violet and his skin very pale. It's hair was rather messy and a snow white color. And... he didn't have any clothes on. And a tail-like thing sprouted out of his lower back, as if his spine just kept going and jutted out to be a furry tail. The Austrian realized that the strange creature looked a lot like his cat Kingsley.

"Hey- what's the big idea? Why are you screaming?" Kingsley stretched, yawning and licking his hand.

"Who are you? And... why are you wearing my cat's collar?" Roderich remanded, seeing the purple collar with a bell on it around his neck.

"I'm your cat. It's mine. You got the looks but not the brains." Kingsley snickered, curling up on the corner of the bed.

"You are not a cat. Well- you may look like it but... You still aren't a cat. You're some humanoid thing. Maybe a neko? I heard that's what Kiku called them."

"Mhm."

"May I ask why are you like this, Kingsley?"

"I dunno... Remember when I scratched that dickface, I think his name was Arthur? I believe he cursed me."

"Of course." He groaned sarcastically.

"Oh- and please don't call me Kingsley, I like the name that I was given at the pound. Call me Gilbert."

"Mmmph... Fine. It's not half bad. How can you talk, again?"

"I picked up your human language from being around you all the time."

"Oh."

"What?"

"Nothing. I'll be right back." Roderich left the room, making his way down to his huge-ass closet. He stepped inside and took some clothes that looked like that would fit Gilbert. It was a simple button-up shirt and jeans. Something decent. He would need to get Gilbert some stuff later on, that he still probably had in his rather large mansion.

He ventured back to the room and threw the folded clothes onto the bed. "Please put this on, you look revolting in this condition."

"Ugh, fine. Can you help me though?"

"You've watched me get dressed plenty of time, you should know!" He then realized what he just said. His cat... watched him get dressed. How embarrassing. His cheeks flushed red and he pinched the bridge of his nose in embarrassment.

"It's not like I remember." Gil huffed, crossing his arms. He didn't understand that being in the nude around each other wasn't acceptable. "Why can't I just walk around like this?"

"It's uncouth. Now stand up so I can help you." He ordered, then Gilbert obeying by standing up, but having to hold onto Roderich. He helped him get on his jeans, picking up the button-up shirt.

"Can I walk around like this? It's less troublesome. I'm dressed."

"This is half-acceptable. You can only walk around like this at home. But for now you have to wear this."

Gilbert groaned in annoyance, putting one arm through the sleeve as Roderich buttoned him up. Gil grabbed Roderich's hand and licked the back of it gingerly.

"H-Hey- don't do that! That's gross!" Roderich yelped, pulling his hand way.

"But, it's how I thank people and show trust and affection."

"Just don't do it. I'm going to go get ready for the day." The Austrian announced, grabbing up some clothes and entering into his master bathroom with his "pet" on his heels.

"I'm going to take a shower. Now out. Get out."

"But whyyy?" Gilbert whined, butting his head into Roderich's shoulder, his ears twitching and tail waving.

"Another thing- it's only on a romantic level to be in the same bathroom together undressed. Or a same-sex sibling relationship."

"But. I've seen you naked plenty of times!" And those eight words earned him a small smack on the head.

"Fine. You can stay in here but I'm putting the shower curtain up." He turned Gilbert around and quickly got in the shower, forgetting that he taught Gil his boundaries. Gilbert slid open the glass door and the curtain, then sticking his head in as if he weren't told the lesson before. A drop of water dribbled on his ear, sliding down his face. "No thanks!" He chirped, tugging his head out of the shower.

"Don't even think about getting in the shower. Wait outside."

"But- you're my best friend. You shouldn't be hiding anything from me."

"I said no."

"Fine." He obediently sat on a stool, waiting for Roderich to give him a warning to cover his eyes. He covered his eyes as the Austrian got ready, then marching out of the room to go to the kitchen as Gilbert went with him.

The creature honestly thought that Roderich was quite attractive and cute, but he didn't think Roddy thought the same. In fact, Roddy had neutral feelings towards Gil. He loved him as a cat, but he didn't want to do anymore than snuggles with him.

Roddy was willing to cuddle and have Gilbert curl up next to him because it was meaningless and only instinct. But was it? Not to Gilbert- but of course the raven-haired man was unaware.

Roderich planned to make just plain old pancakes, going into the pantry to grab the mix.

"Hey- what's this do?" Gilbert asked, tugging the ahoge on top of Rod's hair.

"A-ack! Hey! Don't pull on that." He grimaced, making his way over to the stove.

"But why?"

"Because I said so, and I don't like it."

"Okayyyyyyyyyy.."

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oh god im so sorry this sucked I TRIED IM SORRY

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i only wrote 1009 words in the story which is okay

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