not human - pruaus

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"The God damn fuck are you fucking doing here?" Lovino's thick brows furrowed, a small frown upon his irritated face.

"Dunno." Gil shrugged.

"Gilbert, who are these people?"

"Well, I met Toni, this guy over here," Gilbert pointed to the Spaniard. "At the park when I ran off, and I spent the night at his house."

"Gilbert! You don't just trust everyone!"

"But-"

"No buts."

"Is this the Roderich you've been talking about?"

"Yeah. That's him!"

"Let's go to the zoo already, come on! You said we'd see the lions." Lovi frowned, tugging on his boyfriend's sweater.

"What's a zoo?"

"You don't know what a zoo is? Wait- you haven't even been?" Toni gawked at Gilbert in disbelief.

"No."

"It's a place where you can see animals."

"Ooh!! Nice." Gilbert smiled.

"You should go with us." Toni offered, earning an eye roll from Lovino.

"Yeah!! Roddy, can we pretty please go to the zoo?" He gripped Roderich's hands, swinging them back and forth.

"Fine." Roderich gave in, "so, lead the way." He said to Antonio, then starting to walk down the concrete, then walking up a large hill, then seeing the grand entrance for the zoo.

It was quite large, and it had gigantic gates open, flags all around and a sign that says 'Welcome to the Zoo!'

Toni took a tight grip of the Italian's hand and sprinted through the entrance, leaving Gilbert to copy his actions with Roderich.

"Slow down!"

"We need to catch up to them, I'm not slowing down until we get to Toni and Lovi!"

Toni had google eyes when he examined the turtles, leaving Lovino to sit on a bench and wait.

"I hate turtles." Lovi whined with a sigh.

Roderich sat down next to the glowering Italian while Gilbert wandered off to see the turtles with Toni.

"I hate animals." Roderich tried making his problem seem worse than Lovino's.

"I hate people." Lovino shot back.

"Tell me about it, I hate life as well." The Austrian smirked.

"You little shit. I'll get something soon, so don't be all cocky." Lovino spat.

"I doubt it."

"Believe me, the sass just keeps on coming."

"I never said it didn't."

"But you never said it did, did you now?"

"I wonder how Toni deals with your miserableness. He seems like a happy guy, but I wonder how he maintains his sanity with you."

"Well, I feel really bad for Gilbert. He has to deal with a stingy Austrian, that refuses to even dress casually- like they're going to some grand-event like shaking the fucking queen's hand. He also has to deal with someone who won't be satisfied until he has one-uped every single thing on this earth with a cell."

"I don't feel like speaking to you anymore."

"Hah, good. Your annoying voice is awful to listen to. For the first time in a millennium I can have some peace and quiet."

"Alright, let's go to the lion exhibit. Like Lovi wanted." Toni said aloud.

"There it goes." Lovino sighed.

"Sucks to be Lovino." Roderich chimed in in an annoying sing-song voice. In all honesty, he needed to shut the fuck up because he was not only getting on Lovino's nerves, but also Gilbert's.

"Roderich, be nice." Gilbert sighed through his nose.

"He started it!" Roderich blamed Lovino childishly.

"I hope you fucking step on a Lego. And get a splinter afterwards, and prick yourself with a sewing needle." Lovino said almost emotionlessly, full green-auburn eyes lingering towards Roderich.

"I love you too, Lovino."

"Ha."

"Lovino, please don't curse here? There are children around. We've already gotten fourteen dirty looks, I've counted."

"Fine. I'm only doing this so we don't get kicked out of here."

"Thank you, Lovi~. I love you~!" Toni leaned in to peck Lovi's cheek until Lovino's hand came in contact with his face and pushed him away.

"Not in public, you jerk-bastard."

"Awh. But you're also pretty cute when you're flustered or embarrassed with me. So I suppose I won't harass you in public. For the next hour and a half."

"Wow, I feel so lucky, Toni. Thanks." Lovino commented sarcastically.

"You should. You know I don't go an hour and five minutes without telling you I love you, kissing you, hugging you or any sign of affection. Why haven't you caught onto that?"

"Oh, I have. I've just ignored it."

"That's cold!"

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sorry for the hiatus i made a dick move but life has been shit tbqh

sorry the chapter sucks, and if anything was written weird it was because im literally about to go to bed and im v tired.