145. The tooth fairy technically encourages us to sell our bodies.....
146. What if we introduced Dora the Explorer to Google Maps?
147. Rapunzel and Anna from Disney BOTH have a strand of hair that's a different color.
148. By the time you're a senior in high school, you've spent 17,000 hours of your life in school.
149. Can you cry under water? (I've never tried it, so I wouldn't know...)
150. When you ask me for a SIP of my drink, it BETTER BE A SIP OF IT, NOT A GALLON OF IT.
151. It's so stressful when you understand something right AFTER the test.
152. Me: *breathes*
Mother: I'm so tired of your attitude.
153. We all have that one teacher,
"Don't pack up yet, there's 11 seconds of class left."
154. When I lose: "Who cares it's only a game..."
When I win: "HAHA IN YOUR FACE LOSER!!"
155. Alarm Clock: "My job is to start someone's day with a heart attack."
156. "Be strong." I say to my wifi signal.
157. *Phone on silent* 10 missed calls. *Turns volume to loudest* Nobody calls all day.
158. If people are talking about you behind their back, it obviously means your life is more interesting than theirs.
159. Let's play a game called how far can I lean off of the bed to grab the thing.
160. No offense means, "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
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