Claude: Why don't you like me?
You killed Alois.
Claude: I thought people would like me for that!!
I don't.
Claude: what's so special about Alois? He is a little brat!
It's probably the booty shorts.
Claude: So if I wear booty shorts you'll like me?? :D
No.
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When Talking To Claude Faustus, You Need Some Comebacks.
RandomHere are some comebacks you can say when talking to Claude Faustus. Also- some of these are NOT my own! *cough I hate him cough*