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Claude: Why don't you like me?

You killed Alois.

Claude: I thought people would like me for that!!

I don't.

Claude: what's so special about Alois? He is a little brat!

It's probably the booty shorts.

Claude: So if I wear booty shorts you'll like me?? :D

No.

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