Claude, why are you stalking me.
Claude: What?? I am NOT a stalker!
Then why do I always see a black spider in my room?
Claude: That is not me!!
Yea uh huh. CREEP
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When Talking To Claude Faustus, You Need Some Comebacks.
RandomHere are some comebacks you can say when talking to Claude Faustus. Also- some of these are NOT my own! *cough I hate him cough*