Maffy ❤️

Death

Rafael Montoya died on Wednesday 31, December 2014. The entire day, Mavy cried and cried. He thought of the moments they shared. Raffy's beautiful naked body, the way his tongue tasted like tuna, the cute little thing that he did with his nose, and his kawaii Chrisrmas sweater. Raffy's open coffin was the week afterwards. Mavy wore a purple suit to coordinate with Raffy's violet one. He was not sad anymore, but he was angry. "Why didn't raffy have hair, huh? It isn't fair, raffy deserved hair just like any other cat!" He thought to himself.
        In his rampage, Mavy stormed to a supply closet down the hallway from the  viewing room. He picked up a pair of scissors and glue. Mavy stormed back into the viewing room and grabbed Raffy forcefully. Everyone in the room, paralyzed with shock, watched in horror as Mavy stripped off all of Raffy's clothes. After Raffy was fully naked, Mavy poured the entire jug of glue on the dead body. After there was the white substance all over raffy, Mavy began cutting off his own hair. He snipped and snipped until he had no hair left. He quickly threw his golden luscious locks all over Raffy's dead body.
       "There Raffy," Mavy said through his tears, "you finally get what you wanted," Mavy turned around to go back to his seat when he saw everyone's eyes staring at him with their mouths wide open. That was when a bright light came on behind him. Then he knew that the mourners were not awed by them.
         "Mavy...Mavy!" He heard an almost angelic voice call to him. He turned around to see such a spectacle that he was surprised that he didn't even pass out. He saw Raffy emitting an almost blinding glow. No longer was the hair that Mavy cut off ugly and gluey all over his body, but it fit perfectly on him, like he owned the golden locks himself.
        "Mavy you did it! You broke the hairless curse! You donated your golden locks to my dead body and saved me!" Mavy was as starstruck this moment as he was when he first met Raffy. "You're alive?" He called to the angelic figure. "Yes, but now I'm like super awesome and have superpowers and sh*t. Come with me, lover, to a planet of acceptance.
        Mavy took Raffy's hand and they flew away to a faraway planet where all accepted homosexuality and beastiality, and on the way there they sang their song: hollaback girl by Gwen Stefani.
THE END!!!