MY RANDOM BOOK OF RANDOMNESS

T R I G G E R E D

SO HERE I AM, THE GIRL WHO IS USALLY OPTIMISTIC AF ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL ((Yesterday)) AND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING STARTS TRIGGERING ME ALL OF A SUDDEN.

1. I calmly walk into building, greeted by happy friends. Until StoneShadowWolf, MioraAmie, ArtisticImage, and LawnChairCrisiss ARE SORTED INTO THE OTHER F*CKING HOMEROOM THAT HAS THE BEST TEACHER WHILE ME AND SkylynnLOX GET THE CRAPPY HOMEROOM WITH THE STRICT AND PROB NOT HUMAN MATH TEACHER 

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2. I go upstairs, trying to stay optimistic and thinking "Maybe this teach is so bad." I look around and see that the student selection was mostly annoying af kids, but 3 of them were the only ones that actually got the class in trouble. The teacher puts all 3 of them in my table, and each table has 4 seats. So I end up the only girl in my group and with the 3 most annoying kids in the class.

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3.  The math class. The math class is our homeroom teacher, and her name is Mrs. Ratts. Her name should e f*cking Mrs. Rants. She went on and on and ON about the rules and stuff and it was boring af. But then, she called ME for not sitting properly, while i was sitting straight af, but my feet were next to the desk not under. While the guys were slouching and and being chill af next to me. 

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4. Math was over, but we got a even BIGGER rant from the social studies teacher. We then went downstairs for gym ((which we were probably late for)) and we had to play a game where we stood in a circle, and someone had to run and high five you, switching places so that you ran and they took your spot. This one boy who was kinda in the friend group and kinda not came to me and  high fived me SO HARD and my hand went all bleh. He said sorry but my hand was still red and sh*t. We then played a game where we passed a ball around. It was going good and I only dropped the ball a few times ((like everyone else)) until the gym teacher came to count points and everyone started catching the ball so f*cking well and when the ball comes to ME it decides to go to high over my head and drops. 

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5. It was then time for recess. I ranted about my triggerness to the awesome homeroom squad. LawnChairCrisiss had Bertie bots every flavored beans, which brought my triggerness down to a 99.6% instead of a 99.9%. I then chatted, and showed them my gravity falls journal 3. Then this one kid came up and said "I know Gravity Falls, but it sucks." Then, as we went down the stairs, I tripped and nearly fell down the stairs. I read journal 3 in the cafeteria but then ketchup falls on my f*cking book

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6.  So Ela. I was waiting for this, as it had the good homeroom teacher. But then, the people in my group started talking, and it was ok until the teacher noticed and called us out on it. Then I couldn't think of any social goals, and the table next to us was being loud af. Then the teacher tossed our adorable af mascot ((a little Totoro plush)) to everyone but MEEEEEE. At that point my trigger level was at 120%. But then, class was dismissed. Me and my FEW friends that were in the homeroom started talking about stranger things, and my trigger level started to go down.

108%

99%

92%

90%...

beckybgurl : "Whats stranger things?"

800 F*CKING PERCENT T R I G G E R E D 

AND THEN I SKYPE MioraAmie and LawnChairCrisiss AND THEY START TRIGGERING ME, YET I GOT MY REVENGE ON THEM :)

UPDATE:

It's the next day, and everything kinda worked out fine. Me and SkylynnLOX transferred as we needed the rest of the squad and the other class was bleh, my journal 3 is ok now, and even though we have dance now at least its not like ballroom dancing, it's fun dancing and stuff. So I think its ok.

But me and MioraAmie's parents didn't pick us up and left us stranded, and we ended up being picked up by her cousin only to find out we could have WALKED BY OURSELVES.

T R I G G E R E D TO THE MAX