"The Jewish Thing"

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ArtisticImage was drawing this Hanukkah drawing, and the lights were there. This kid from the other class was looking through her sketchbook and pointed at it and said "Oh isn't that the, um, Jewish thing with lights and candles" aND crystalliize wAS LIEK SHOCKED, DYING, AND TRIGGERED ALL AT ONCE AND I WAS DYING AND IMAGE WAS LIKE "BOI" WHILE LAUGHING OMG.


He also started lookin through the sketchbook and saying "Look at mY amazin art" When Image over here was gone, and this other girl walks in and he said "lOOK AT MY AMAZIN ARTWORK" and showed her this random colored drawing, and she just felt weird cuz she mostly didn't know him ((I know this feeling from experience)) and just kinda put her hand up in a waving gesture and had this face that radiated "Ummm... ok? so?"


aND HE JUST WENT ALL OUT "OH THAT'S IT? ARE YOU SEEING HOW AMAZING THIS IS AND U DON'T EVEN SAY GOOD JOB OR ANYTHING. THAT'S MAD RUDE. WATCH WHEN U DO SOMETHING I'M NOT GONNA SAY NO SH*T. U AINT GOING NO WHERE IN LIFE..." and I was dYING and the girl is just standin there smirking and looking at him like he was some crazed guy and I couldn't stop laughing oh god. 



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