Yeah so I just got this weird idea to do a chapter on random things that actually somewhat reflect my friends personality. So yeah I hope that this one isn't really so that you can, like, know but rather so that you can get a laugh out of it.
Aries - Glass Vase - they are the thing that you are too afraid to break but you might end up breaking them anyways oh well thats too bad but they look perfect with some tape and/or glue
Gemini - Computer - similar to the Phone, the computer is really funny. They also are, well, a computer so they house a LOT of information.
Taurus - Snowball - it's fun to make them into a snowman then crush them and eat them and they are basically good for a ton of stuff. They also melt under high heat.
Cancer - Knife - they are sharp and can possibly um eliminate you. You never know where or when they are coming. Or if they will pop out and yell "AHAHAHAHAHA I mean, um, I'm very sorry"
Leo - Coconut - they have a hard but good head on their shoulders, like a coconut! They are sometimes known as the silent one because you never know where they are...
Virgo - Picture - they are always super sweet and can cause you to reminisce a bit sometimes. They are multi-useful and a great place to store all your memories
Libra - Shoes - they are great for running and physical exercise. You can wear them in any color shape and size and they are a must for any occasion.
Scorpio - Phone - you enjoy having fun with it and they are super hilarious any time you play games with them. They also go "Whaaaaaaa" in a super high voice which is funny
Sagittarius - Mints - sharp, crisp, and gives you more jazz. The mints are amazing when it comes to fashion and will be the popular one among your group
Capricorn - Flashlight - they can shine a light almost everywhere and come in handy often. You might not depend on them too much now, but they will be there for you when the lights go out
Aquarius - Tissue Box - tissue boxes are there when we need them and are always a tissue to cry in. They aren't quite easily replaceable but will listen to all your problems
Pisces - Sponge - because they absorb so much, it is easy to use them and ask them questions
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Pop Culture Zodiac
Random*This is not for those who want a zodiac that is theoretically correct. This book is for everyone who wants a REALLY random zodiac book. If you want certain anime/manga/TV/random/etc. characters in this book, just comment and I'll try my be...
